I'm imagining a long, visually intriguing, Mike Leigh-esque introductory sequence, with little or no dialogue, where Big Boobs and Fire is filmed taking a bus and train journey, eating cheese and drinking beer, eventually arriving at an obscure but well-kept pub in Central Lancashire. He walks in and goes to the bar to peruse the choice of ales on offer. Further down the bar, we find me and The Awesome Burbaslug arguing about whether Liverpool or Man United had the reddest shirts in the 1980s, while EIM, behind the bar, shouts across "will you two bell-ends pack it in!?".
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Meanwhile Timothy Spall is sat quietly in a corner, attempting to complete that Saturday's Guardian prize crossword.
He has little or no dialogue, save when for ordering another pint of mild at the bar, or acknowledging his friends.
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Big Boobs and FIRE! wrote: Meanwhile, 95% of the film would just be of people spending hours on end doing fantasy football or prediction leagues. Or fantasy prediction leagues. Or whatever it is that the dungeons and draggons lot on here get up to on their umpteen threads.
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- Wrexham... ish
- R. + R. McReynold's Travelling Circus, The Jurgen Klopp Farewell Tour XI, Page's Boys
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Don't forget the scene where Ray de Galles, denishurley and me are arguing over whether high shirt numbers are acceptable or not.
Cue the big fight - one of us will need to be played by Ray Winstone. Dubbed obviously as I don't want to be the one to hear his attempts at a Welsh or Irish accent.
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Shortly after the first film is released, cinemas will be flooded with the release of about fifty films, all with titles that are puns on the original's title. All fifty will turn out to be largely free of content, seemingly made only for the joke in the title.
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Somewhere Tubby Isaacs is chuntering away about how the SNP was responsible for the collapse in form of the Gloucestershire 40-over cricket team and is why they finished bottom of the JPS league in 1978.
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Big Boobs and FIRE! wrote:
Oh, and Rogin will turn up in the wrong part of the film, with a plea for the admin to move him.
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Rogin the Armchair fan wrote:Originally posted by Big Boobs and FIRE!Oh, and Rogin will turn up in the wrong part of the film, with a plea for the admin to move him.
I'm taking it as a given that the screenplay will be written by Andy Townsend?
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Big Boobs and FIRE! wrote: Meanwhile, 95% of the film would just be of people spending hours on end doing fantasy football or prediction leagues. Or fantasy prediction leagues. Or whatever it is that the dungeons and draggons lot on here get up to on their umpteen threads.
There needs to be some sort of Anchorman-style monumentally lame street-gang punchup somewhere in the film to reflect this sort of thing, I feel.
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Big Boobs and FIRE! wrote: The comedy moment will be a Benny Hill esque chasing of Luke R around a Brexit scene.
Although admittedly some of the chasers will have knives.
He'll have handguns.
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