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[Jah Womble]

No thread to obsess over an actual Man Utd 'match'? Okay, here's one. Of sorts.

They've just gone 4-0 up before h/t despite a decent-enough Leicester effort at the beginning. To say that Utd look a far better side without Rooney would be the understatement of the season.

[Toby Gymshorts]

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They're being helped by some Sunday league level defending by Leicester, mind.

[zahidf]

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well rooney should never get a game again

[Jah Womble]

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Toby Gymshorts wrote: They're being helped by some Sunday league level defending by Leicester, mind.

Well, yes. They conceded three goals while I was composing the opening post.

[Toby Gymshorts]

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I've learned from the ad hoardings that Manchester United has an official tractor.

[Jah Womble]

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That's Rooney, isn't it?

Fine strike from Gray keeps the game wide open.

[Jah Womble]

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I'd, uh, also recommend Son's second for Spurs. Majestic stuff.

[hobbes]

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Liverpool are playing with 10-man Hull right now.
4-1 up and could be more. Hull speed from a corner to make it 3-1 and Coutinho scored almost from the kickoff.
Liverpool just played piggy in the middle with a Hull defender too. Played 5 or 6 quick one-touch passes around him ending up with him trying to kick Lallana. And missing.

[hobbes]

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77% possession.

[Snake Plissken]

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Lukas Jutkiewicz has scored for Birmingham, something he couldn't do in eleventy billion games for Burnley.

[hobbes]

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5-1. Second pen of the match.

[Gerontophile]

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Celtic leading at home to Kilmarnock. 5-1

[wiblflibl]

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Horsham v Walton Casuals is streaming live on Facebook.

Just seen Tony Nwachukwu equalise for the Hornets (1-1). And as I type he's just been subbed.

[Toby Gymshorts]

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Just the 5 goals today then. Annoying to concede yet another set piece goal, but overall a very decent performance. Helped, of course, by Hull offering not a great deal of resistance.

[longeared]

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I bloody loves Kieran Lee I do.

[Gerontophile]

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Arsenal 2 up after 14 minutes. The second is total class.

[matt j]

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Well. Well. That makes this game a little more interesting.

[Gerontophile]

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And Umlaut makes it 3-0.

[Toby Gymshorts]

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Well he's turned Arsenal into a fluid attacking unit, that's for certain.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

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I am impressed that everyone chose to focus on wayne rooney's absence, rather than the breaking up of perhaps the worst balanced midfield partnership in the history of the club as the primary cause of paul pogba's transformation, and man utd's greatly improved midfield play.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

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btw, this has to be so excructiatingly embarrassing for Chelsea. Arsenal are taking the piss at times.

[Gerontophile]

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That was a fine performance from Arsenal. Tackling and everything.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

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he should just retire, and fuck off and enjoy what is left of his life. He's got loads of money, and football is just making him miserable.

[Jah Womble]

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Before all the Arse-lovers get too carried away here - Chelsk were f***ing atrocious.

But I'm bound to say that, eh?

[Gerontophile]

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How tight is the rope?