Van de Gaal Degenerator - TV Football January 2nd

[Satchmo Distel]

Important that Leicester get back on track with a win and that Man U's home slump continues. If Leicester can put three more points between themselves and Man U/Liverpool, it will be a nice New Year gift.

[zahidf]

Van de Gaal Degenerator - TV Football January 2nd

Satchmo Distel wrote: Important that Leicester get back on track with a win and that Man U's home slump continues. If Leicester can put three more points between themselves and Man U/Liverpool, it will be a nice New Year gift.

i assume utd can get at least a point. if so, will keep lvg in the job.

surely even the arse cant screw up against newcastle at home?

[Satchmo Distel]

Van de Gaal Degenerator - TV Football January 2nd

No, even in this topsy-turvy season, Ars-Newcastle should be a home banker of all home bankers.

Biggest game of the day might be Sunderland-Villa, with the loser truly fucked. If Sunderland don't win, Big Sam may as well trundle off.

[Mr Beast]

Van de Gaal Degenerator - TV Football January 2nd

Unbelievable interview with Steven Gerrard in the Times today. His incredible sense of entitlement remains and if I was Klopp I wouldn't invite him anywhere near the place. His views on England are the usual boys club garbage, a place in the team for life for his mates no matter how they are playing. This isn't surprising bearing in mind it is exactly the same as his view on his own career.

[Evariste Euler Gauss]

Van de Gaal Degenerator - TV Football January 2nd

Hey, you gotta give more respect to Stevie G. All those Premier League winner's medals.

[G-Man]

Van de Gaal Degenerator - TV Football January 2nd

If United lose, Liverpool and West Ham draw, Stoke win and Watford beat Man City, Man Utd will drop to 10th place.

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

Van de Gaal Degenerator - TV Football January 2nd

Evariste Euler Gauss wrote:

Hey, you gotta give more respect to Stevie G. All those Premier League winner's medals.

Well, he'd have won at least three with Chelsea if he'd joined them in 2005. Four if he'd gone in 2004.

[Sean of the Shed]

Van de Gaal Degenerator - TV Football January 2nd

Satchmo Distel wrote:
Biggest game of the day might be Sunderland-Villa, with the loser truly fucked. If Sunderland don't win, Big Sam may as well trundle off.

If Villa beat Sunderland it merely confirms that they are both fucked. Sunderland need to beat Villa and also win their next game against Swansea if they have any chance of catching up with the rest. Their next five matches include games against Spurs, Man City, Man Unied and Liverpool.

[Sean of the Shed]

Van de Gaal Degenerator - TV Football January 2nd

Listening to Tom Carroll talk makes me feel very old. He sounds about twelve years old.

[Borracho]

Van de Gaal Degenerator - TV Football January 2nd

G-Man wrote: If United lose, Liverpool and West Ham draw, Stoke win and Watford beat Man City, Man Utd will drop to 10th place.

To add to the fun, if Swansea do the dirt today, their record against United since van Gaal took over will be P4 W4.

[Borracho]

Van de Gaal Degenerator - TV Football January 2nd

Liverpool losing at Upton Park.

[Borracho]

Van de Gaal Degenerator - TV Football January 2nd

Lucas booked for one of his trademark robust challenges. He's an awful eejit.

[Borracho]

Van de Gaal Degenerator - TV Football January 2nd

Looking at that again, Lucas should be off.

He's the captain today.

[Duncan Gardner]

Van de Gaal Degenerator - TV Football January 2nd

I don't mind listening to Van Gaalaprop for the rest of the season, if it keeps Stevie Me off the media.

[Sean of the Shed]

Van de Gaal Degenerator - TV Football January 2nd

That Liverpool line-up looks remarkably average. Apart from Coutinho there isn't a single player there that would even make the bench in any of the current CL clubs.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

Van de Gaal Degenerator - TV Football January 2nd

Andy Carroll shouldn't be allowed score a goal like that against liverpool. Not after what he cost them.

[Borracho]

Van de Gaal Degenerator - TV Football January 2nd

Clyne up against Andy Carroll. WTF?

[Borracho]

Van de Gaal Degenerator - TV Football January 2nd

Ronald Koeman has dropped Sadio Mane today because of "disciplinary issues".

Hmmm.

[Borracho]

Van de Gaal Degenerator - TV Football January 2nd

Mignolet makes a good double save from Carroll and Michail Antonio.

[Sean of the Shed]

Van de Gaal Degenerator - TV Football January 2nd

Don't know what Klopp is going to do in this transfer window, but I reckon next summer he's gonna tear that squad apart.

[Uncle Ethan]

Van de Gaal Degenerator - TV Football January 2nd

Klopp must be bemused when sends on an experienced international and watches him give the ball away.

[EIM]

Van de Gaal Degenerator - TV Football January 2nd

But his name isn't Van de Gaal.

[caja-dglh]

Van de Gaal Degenerator - TV Football January 2nd

The Awesome Berbaslug!!! wrote: Andy Carroll shouldn't be allowed score a goal like that against liverpool. Not after what he cost them.

They still can't work out what to do with him now.

[caja-dglh]

Van de Gaal Degenerator - TV Football January 2nd

EIM wrote: But his name isn't Van de Gaal.

It is the classic line of weak punning for the TV thread.

[EIM]

Van de Gaal Degenerator - TV Football January 2nd

I got what he was trying to do, but it's not really a pun if it's not his name.