Everyting will be alright

[Jesus]

Except in Liverpool.

That was all.

Me and dad will not return to watch the brilliant Iceland.

[Walt Flanagans Dog]

Everyting will be alright

Strong opening gambit.

[Furtho]

Everyting will be alright

Lots to chew on there, yeah.

[My Name Is Ian]

Everyting will be alright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlMwc1c0HRQ

[Borracho]

Everyting will be alright

Ah, I remember my first drink . . .

[Auntie Beryl]

Everyting will be alright

Evening, Jesus. Welcome.

We're attracting a number of new contributors at the mo, aren't we? Never a bad thing.

[Kevin S]

Everyting will be alright

I thought I saw Jesus in the Xpert Eleven thread earlier but since we've just started the new season there aren't any vacancies just at the mo.

Still, welcome, and what's your favourite biscuit?

[Jah Womble]

Everyting will be alright

Green Calx wrote: Ah, I remember my first drink . . .

If you remember your first drink, you weren't there. Or something.

[Various Artist]

Everyting will be alright

Blimey Kev, you don't think it's THAT Jesus do you?

The pandas one, I mean, not the other chap, unless he's earlier than expected of course.

[Auntie Beryl]

Everyting will be alright

I imagine Jesus has headed off to the World forum. More there for him.

[Calvert]

Everyting will be alright

Jesus

No vacancies

Fucking hell, it's the same old story for this guy.

Still, looking forward to your birthday, Jesus?
Not long now.

[Various Artist]

Everyting will be alright

Hahaha, yeah he can't catch a break, that fella.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Everyting will be alright

Imagine sharing your birthday with your dad AND the holy ghost. What do you buy? I bet there are no cards for that in Clintons.

[Calvert]

Everyting will be alright

Not only that. He was born on CHRISTMAS DAY!!
Only one pressie.

Bummer.

[Bored Of Education]

Everyting will be alright

No, I have said this before and I will say it again, he was not born on Christmas Day (well, not December 25th or January 6th or 7th).

[Calvert]

Everyting will be alright

The fuck do you know?
Were you there?

[San Bernardhinault]

Everyting will be alright

Well, if Anno Domini (and BC) begin on January 1st, it's bleedin' obvious he must've been born on January 1st, right?

Christ can't have been around 6 days Before Christ, can he? What a daft idea.

[evilC]

Everyting will be alright

I dunno - his dad was pretty influential.

...He claimed.

[Calvert]

Everyting will be alright

But he can't have been born on January 1st.

That's New Year's Day.
The Scotch would be too hungover to celebrate it.

[anton pulisov]

Everyting will be alright

Jesus, your body always got stuck in my teeth.

I blame you for my cavities.

[Jah Womble]

Everyting will be alright

Fnarr.