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[Guy Profumo]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33880102

Didn't this start when he pushed the ball-boy (?) away from the gate and someone took umbrage?

[Guy Profumo]

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(No. Looking at it more closely, he gets shoved into the kid by the "man in black")

[Borracho]

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Does no one read threads any more?

[N est à?]

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I think perhaps your thread title was a bit too obscure.

[Borracho]

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It also lacked Caps Lock.

[Guy Profumo]

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Green Calx wrote: Does no one read threads any more?

I rather got the impression Reece Dinsdale phoned his performance in…

[Hugh Fatbastard]

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Green Calx wrote: Does no one read threads any more?

Not when the thread title tells you everything you need to know.

This one's more alluring. A skirt raised slightly above the knee, if you will.

[Calvert]

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Wailing brat earns parents a nice little all-expenses-paid trip to Turkey.

I can't imagine a young Calvert getting anything other than a slapped leg / being told that he'll be given something to really cry about had he tried this shit in the '70's.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...an-s-exit.html

[Guy Profumo]

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Because that promotion to the Premier League isn't going to pay by itself, is it?

http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/family-of-sheffield-wednesday-fans-hit-out-at-17-ticket-for-newborn-baby-1-7413262

[tracteurgarcon]

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Guy Potger wrote: Because that promotion to the Premier League isn't going to pay by itself, is it?

http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/family-of-sheffield-wednesday-fans-hit-out-at-17-ticket-for-newborn-baby-1-7413262

Am I the only person thinking why the hell would you want to take a baby to a football match?

[Guy Profumo]

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tratorello wrote:

Because that promotion to the Premier League isn't going to pay by itself, is it?

http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/family-of-sheffield-wednesday-fans-hit-out-at-17-ticket-for-newborn-baby-1-7413262

Am I the only person thinking why the hell would you want to take a baby to a football match?

Judging by the comments under the story, no you're not.

[Wouter D]

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tratorello wrote:

Because that promotion to the Premier League isn't going to pay by itself, is it?

http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/family-of-sheffield-wednesday-fans-hit-out-at-17-ticket-for-newborn-baby-1-7413262

Am I the only person thinking why the hell would you want to take a baby to a football match?

Because you want to bring your entire family, as you always used to, and you don't want to burden your parents or friends with having to take care of your baby every week?

[Various Artist]

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And their claim was that they wanted to get the baby used to the noise and atmosphere, apparently so as to transition it more smoothly into automatic fandom-for-life.

[Crusoe]

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Bring your baby to Boundary Park and you won't have to worry about them getting used to noise or atmosphere.

#imhereallweektrythefish

[longeared]

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"Noise and atmosphere" = a shit band.

[Janik]

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I was talking to my cousins stepdaughter at the weekend. She is aged around 10 and had recently gone with her father to see a Football game live for the first time. She hadn't enjoyed it, because it was 'too noisy'. This was at Swindon Town.

[Kevin S]

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Schweinsteiger to sue toy company over Nazi lookalike figurine

[dalliance]

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The Nazi slur is just a smokescreen. He's really just jealous the toy is more mobile and flexible than he is.

[Borracho]

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Edit: Never mind . . .

[caja-dglh]

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[Southport Zeb]

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Janik wrote: I was talking to my cousins stepdaughter at the weekend. She is aged around 10 and had recently gone with her father to see a Football game live for the first time. She hadn't enjoyed it, because it was 'too noisy'. This was at Swindon Town.

A friend of mine received a similar reply from their son. After a match at Vauxhall Motors.

[Guy Profumo]

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This is as good a place as any -

http://www.itv.com/news/tyne-tees/update/2015-10-27/newspaper-apologises-to-adam-johnson-over-goal-celebration/

[Geoffrey de Ste. Croix]

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Celebrating his equalizer on Saturday night against PSV, FC Twente's Hakim Ziyech shows the fate that would have befallen Gordon Strachan had Strachan decided to vault the hoardings in the 1986 world cup.

[ursus arctos]

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[Tony C]

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The game has got a lot to answer for.