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    He's a gas man

    Raheem Sterling's nitrous oxide shame

    #2
    He's a gas man

    I probably ought to mention at this juncture that I don't really care what Raheem Sterling does to himself on a night out, as long as it doesn't make him score or set up more goals (or kill him, for that matter). But if there was a way that this could somehow be massively twisted and construed and engineered to result in any kind of a points deduction for his team, that would be just fine and dandy.

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      #3
      He's a gas man

      I have identified this evening as the day that I can officially call myself Totally Past It.

      Because I looked up nitrous oxide on wikipedia to help me understand this story, and read the following line:

      "In the United Kingdom, nitrous oxide is used by almost half a million young people at nightspots, festivals and parties".

      I shall now fuck off to bed like the sad old grandpa that I feel that I now am. Thanks Raheem.

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        #4
        He's a gas man

        Explains how he runs so fast, I suppose.

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          #5
          He's a gas man

          First Berahino, and now Sterling. What is that agent up to?

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            #6
            He's a gas man

            It's certainly not performance enhancing, judging by tonights display.

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              #7
              He's a gas man

              nitrous oxide is pretty good

              doing drugs > having a career

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                #8
                He's a gas man

                Must we have a new thread every time Brendan Rodgers says something about Raheem Sterling?

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                  #9
                  He's a gas man

                  Noz's primary problem, apart from that it cuts the oxygen from your brain - if youre bothered by that sort of thing, is the terrible piercing noise the machines make when they fill up the balloons

                  for an idea of what its like, first time i did it, some awful music channel was on, think Nickelback were playing and it turned into drone music, Raheem's probably a great drone fan

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                    #10
                    He's a gas man

                    Rogin the Armchair Fan wrote: Must we have a new thread every time Brendan Rodgers says something about Raheem Sterling?
                    BRENDAN SAYS NČO!

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                      #11
                      He's a gas man

                      Seems Raheem really hasn't paid attention to his Green Velvet.

                      Catch these bad little kids doing bad little things... Camera's ready - prepare to flash.

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                        #12
                        He's a gas man

                        BRENDAN SAYS NČO!

                        tee hee

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                          #13
                          He's a gas man

                          So huffing gas gives you an inflated sense of your own worth, does it?

                          Arf.

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                            #14
                            He's a gas man

                            Green Calx wrote: I probably ought to mention at this juncture that I don't really care what Raheem Sterling does to himself on a night out, as long as it doesn't make him score or set up more goals (or kill him, for that matter). But if there was a way that this could somehow be massively twisted and construed and engineered to result in any kind of a points deduction for his team, that would be just fine and dandy.
                            I agree- about six points might be right.

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                              #15
                              He's a gas man

                              someone is feeling confident.....

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                                #16
                                He's a gas man

                                The Awesome Berbaslug!!! wrote: someone is feeling confident.....
                                True..maybe twelve then.

                                Lots of people talking about the fact that City have four home games left out of six to play, but it's hardly been Fortress Etihad this season. Wouldn't be surprised if West Ham turned City over tomorrow.

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                                  #17
                                  He's a gas man

                                  You'd think Sterling might've taken something from the fact that it doesn't seem to have done Kyle Walker much good...

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