Is Milanello more likely to lead Kitty astray or vice versa - she has the cold, dead eyes of a serial killer.
Don't say you've never thought the same thing...
At this Point I'll take Kitty over any of the shower of shite which is Berlusconi, Galliani, Muntari, and two handfull more I can't even be arsed to mention. It's a club lost up its own colon right now. But we were mid 1980's and bounced back. When Berlusconi dies I will drink champagne. I have one ready. I bought two bottles when first mention of Juve being thrown out emerged. One of the sweetest bottleuncorkings in my life.
Imagine Kitty during a mascot minut silence. Imagine both of them together. The devil looks like a moron. I've only heard of angels thrown out of heaven, never devils. That one might be the first. Not even hell wanted him. Kitty, during a minute's silence. She has that deranged look on her face.
"Where am I? What am I? Why am I? Did I just shoot myself in the knee with a stapler on purpose?"
Who buys that shit? I blame the parents, mount Vesuvius and everyone who follows clubs surnamed Rovers.
Who the f wants this potential child molesting vulture on their door step?
Look at those eyes. Does that look like a sane anything to you? It looks like a cat who would not only eat the clown fish in your aquarium, it looks like a cat who would first chain the clown fish to the propelling part of a food mixer, then rape it, then eat it.
We're now turning fucking pink. As if the last five years of shit shirts was not enough, we're going to turn pink. And not in the cool Palermo kind of way. The shit way.
I so want to wide open Berlusconi's jaws and puke down his throat. (He's a fascist so calm down with any sort of agony over the idea)
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