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The Ballad Of Lightbowne Lil wrote: I once broke into a football ground. Didn't bonk or owt though, just buzzed around the place like a giddy goat, then legged it from security ruining a pair of strides as I did so. Fucking burglar grease never washed out.
Apparently Bury's groundsman once found a bloke practicing teeing off from the Cemetery End goalmouth with a 3 wood, with the pitch up to the Manchester Road End being his fairway.
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Me and some mates climbed into Parkhead amid a gargantuan all-day piss-up in Glasgow in 1993. It says much of the dishevelled state of the place at the time that there were no security people anywhere as we ambled about the place scoring imaginary goals.
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If you book their pitch for sex, is it for a set time period? Because unless the woman they provide looks exactly like my wife, I am likely to finish as good as immediately. Under those circumstances, I don't really want to be paying for a full hour.
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Why not?
Dear Charlton
We'd very interested in your pitch hire proposal! We play around regularly in South London and would be mad keen to have a go!
We don't mind doing it in broad daylight or under cover of darkness. What's the situation with spectators? We'd like to bring a few along cos there's a crowd that likes to watch us regularly, hope that's OK?
Please let me know about costs, terms and conditions etc - would we have to clean up after ourselves?
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Got a reply.
Dear Lucinda,
Thanks for your enquiry, show the world you’ve still got the old magic on one of football’s most famous grounds!
Ever dreamt of booting a ball around Charlton’s hallowed turf? Well, dream no longer, because as of this May fans will be given the opportunity to do just that. And the good news is you don’t need to be on a Premier League player’s pay to afford it.
But this exclusive offer is more than just a kick-about somewhere a bit special. Charlton’s exclusive Pitch Hire service means you get to experience a game just as the stars would. You’ll enter The Valley via the player’s entrance, before being welcomed into the actual changing rooms. Here you’ll pull on your shirt and shorts, before lining up in the tunnel. You’ll then take that spine-tingling walk out onto the pitch…
And what a pitch! Last summer it was completely renovated at huge expense, and our playing surface is now regarded as one of the finest in all of English football.
Your friends and family are welcome to share your big day too, and can cheer you on from either the dugouts or the stands. Imagine that – you weaving up the wing of a 27,000-seater stadium while your loved ones capture it all on camera!
We’ll also lay on everything you need to make sure your experience is as close to a real match day as possible. That means a proper ref, stewards and first aid – complete with magic sponge!
Prices and available dates are attached with full package information. There are also hospitality packages available, plus the possibility of hiring the pitch for half-a-day or a whole day– ideal for tournaments and corporate jollies alike!
So what are you waiting for? Whether you’re the gaffer of your pub team, the captain of a corporate giant’s starting XI, or the hero who smashed home the winner in last season’s Kent Senior trophy, get in touch today! Slots are going fast so please be sure to book early.
Let me know if you need any further information. But don’t worry you do not have to clean up after yourselves.
See you at The Valley!
Mark Hassan-Ali | Commercial Manager
Charlton Athletic Football Club | The Valley | Floyd Road | London | SE7 8BL
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The Ballad Of Lightbowne Lil wrote: I once broke into a football ground. Didn't bonk or owt though, just buzzed around the place like a giddy goat, then legged it from security ruining a pair of strides as I did so. Fucking burglar grease never washed out.
It was possibly the greatest day of my life.
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