The International Inter-Species Football Mascot KO

[Stumpy Pepys]

The International Inter-Species Football Mascot KO

Fish: Fleetwood's Captain Cod vs Junior FC's Willy

Tricky. Both grey salt-water fish, both somewhat unsettling. But I'm going to give it to Captain Cod because (1) he's more anatomically accurate and (2) he's less likely to give youngsters nightmares than a big lumbering shark. (Won't somebody think of the children?)

[Vicarious Thrillseeker]

The International Inter-Species Football Mascot KO

The greatest picture of Gunnersaurus being sworn at and threatened by Fred the Red you will ever see.

[Ray de Galles]

The International Inter-Species Football Mascot KO

Piers Morgan's expression (and Spike Lee's lurking) is my favourite bit of that.

[San Bernardhinault]

The International Inter-Species Football Mascot KO

I see that BDG's club loyalties (and associated distastes) are still alive with the Swindon and Oxford panels.

[ursus arctos]

The International Inter-Species Football Mascot KO

I find it admirable.