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    1. Within the next decade, proponents of the twatty practice of choosing their year of birth for their squad number will increasingly come to look like ordinary squad members. That is, putting aside the fact that these types tend also to have twatty haircuts, boots, and goal celebrations. Still. Life is about small victories.

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    2. in just 8 years time the Qatar World Cup will just be a memory

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      (But won't those squad numbers have to feature the prefix of zeros as well?)

      3 Sepp Blatter will - for one of two reasons - be unable to continue.

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        4. The UEFA Nations [strike]Cup[/strike] League

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          5. To celebrate 100 years of being in the wrong league, in 2019 Arsenal will swap places with the team finishing in 5th place in division 2.

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            What a marvellous moment that would be.

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              When will Robbie Savage run for FIFA president?

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                6. Nationality will be scrubbed by FIFA. In future, anybody can play for any country that'll have them.

                Logically, the 64 team World Cup League is formed and the championship is competed for annually.

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                  Nah, even Sepp wouldn't agree to that. He popped up this week to criticise Handball for their nationality rules (which to be fair is quite right, the Qatari team had a player with caps for France and someone who had played for both Bosnia and (I think) Montenegro).

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