700. Seven fucking hundred.

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

And he's been influential in what, twenty of those. Maybe as many as twenty-five.

Legend.

[ursus arctos]

700. Seven fucking hundred.

Guess I posted this in the wrong thread

[Lucy Waterman]

700. Seven fucking hundred.

I make that 27,396 shots off target from outside the area.

[DCI Harry Batt]

700. Seven fucking hundred.

Will he ever catch up with Ian Callaghan?

[DCI Harry Batt]

700. Seven fucking hundred.

Oh no, he's leaving. As you were.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

700. Seven fucking hundred.

Can you really be seen as a one club man if you had to be threatened into staying?

[Borracho]

700. Seven fucking hundred.

He's about to join another team, so he can't be called a one-club man in any case.

[Mumpo]

700. Seven fucking hundred.

Only one red that won it for Liverpool tonight.

[Bootleg Mark Chapman]

700. Seven fucking hundred.

Anyone saying "I can't believe Liverpool are letting him go" should be shown tonight's game on a loop. He was woeful.

[DCI Harry Batt]

700. Seven fucking hundred.

They wouldn't have been there without him, mind.

[Toro Toro]

700. Seven fucking hundred.

Indeed no, we'd have had the night off after a comfortable victory first time out.

[DCI Harry Batt]

700. Seven fucking hundred.

No, they'd have gone out in the third round.

[Eggchaser]

700. Seven fucking hundred.

What are you people going to do when he's gone?

[DCI Harry Batt]

700. Seven fucking hundred.

I won't really notice. It's just that I saw him a few weeks back.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

700. Seven fucking hundred.

Eggchaser wrote: What are you people going to do when he's gone?

Have to put up with him as a pundit on sky sports.

[Borracho]

700. Seven fucking hundred.

Thierry Henry's been an incredibly boring bastard since joining Sky, hasn't he? At least with Redknapp you can laugh at the outright stupidity.

[DCI Harry Batt]

700. Seven fucking hundred.

Why do you people listen to these arseholes?

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

700. Seven fucking hundred.

because they're on at half time, and it only takes 4 minutes to make a cup of coffee.

[Toby Gymshorts]

700. Seven fucking hundred.

Rogin's a conundrum. If, say, TAB had started this thread with that OP there'd have been a furious response.

[Pietro Paolo Virdis]

700. Seven fucking hundred.

I'm surprised that in this day and age amateur live commentary over Internet hasn't taken off. I'm sure there are plenty of people out there who can do some good commentary. It can either be funny (not parody) or serious. Doesn't matter, it would be interesting either way.

Maybe that's an idea for a webpage? What do you think? You enter the page, click a link for a game and can pick from 2-3 different audio streams. One link it's a duo, two Liverpool fans doing a great job game after game. Sometimes it's EIM who obviously wants the other side to win whoever Liverpool play. Sometimes EIM got drunk, passed out and all you hear is him snore while the duck he shoved in the owen is becoming toast.

[Toby Gymshorts]

700. Seven fucking hundred.

Sky actually trialled that for a while, PPV.

It was as tragic and appalling as you might expect.

[Pietro Paolo Virdis]

700. Seven fucking hundred.

Toby Gymshorts wrote: Sky actually trialled that for a while, PPV.

It was as tragic and appalling as you might expect.

I can indeed imgaine it being shite if Sky was behind it. No big network should be allowed near it. You can tell before such a launch it will be worthless. No, it should be strictly amateur.

[DCI Harry Batt]

700. Seven fucking hundred.

I don't tend to watch a lot of football on telly - it's a bit shit, generally. But when I do, I make sure I don't have any of that arseholes wanking on about shit stuff going on. Off, over, mute, pause, fast forward - whatever it takes.

[Pietro Paolo Virdis]

700. Seven fucking hundred.

Also, it would probably be shite in the beginning but allowing it to evolve it might be both fun and good.

Or it might be appalling.

Still, if I have to sit through yet another Champions League semi-final involving Barca, Real M, and Bayern M I think it would only add to it if two blokes in Essex did the commentary, where they laid it in to some of the players.

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

700. Seven fucking hundred.

They could have me and berbaslug commentating on a Man U - Liverpool Cup Final. Imagine that. About 5% of it would be broadcastable.