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    The Awesome Berbaslug!!!

  • The Awesome Berbaslug!!!
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    Three Times A Reddy wrote: If anything, he's broken his nose too well.
    variations on andy townsend's "if anything he's hit it too well," whenever things go wrong for the former Irish captain, are cheap, hackneyed, obvious, and almost always absolutely hilarious.

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  • 3 Colours Red
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    I have had:
    Dave Grohl (from my brother's fiancee)
    Simon Bird (in my less hirsute days)
    Javier Mascherano (in my less hirsute days AND without my glasses)

    What did that site give me?
    75% AL PACINO!

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  • MsD
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    Found it, myheritage.com

    They weren't too bad, although a pic of Adam Ant came out as "80% Adam Ant".

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  • Stumpy Pepys
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    MsD wrote: Can you remember the name, Your Royal Highness?
    Crumbs, I've no idea. There's loads of those sites and they're uniformly terrible. Unless they tell me I look like George Clooney.

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  • treibeis
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    Stumpy Pepys wrote: Yes, I went on one of those. It told me I was something like a 66% match for Princess Caroline of Monaco.
    The one I went on had me down as 50% Cameron Diaz.

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  • MsD
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    Can you remember the name, Your Royal Highness?

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  • Stumpy Pepys
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    Yes, I went on one of those. It told me I was something like a 66% match for Princess Caroline of Monaco.

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  • MsD
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    There was a web site that scanned your photo and told you which famous people you looked like by percentage.

    I can't find it now. I remember getting Sandra Bullock (hooray!) Karolina Kurkova (double hooray!!) and ... Benecio del Toro (oh.).

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  • Toby Gymshorts
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    That could be a new thread. List the people you've been told you look like, see how accurate Stumpy is.

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  • treibeis
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    Based on that photofit picture, you can add Lance Armstrong to the list of my Doppelgänger.

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  • Stumpy Pepys
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    treibeis wrote: So, at the last count, I look like Bastian Schweinsteiger, Vinnie Jones, Karl Kranzkowski, John Lydon, Martin Semmelrogge, Rufus Beck, Boris Becker and Steffi Graf.
    So I fired up Photoshop and—based on this information—I've created this highly accurate image of what treibeis looks like.

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  • treibeis
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    The majority opinion is that I look like Adam Sandler.

    One of my ex-girlfriends reckoned I looked like Vinnie Jones.

    So, at the last count, I look like Bastian Schweinsteiger, Vinnie Jones, Karl Kranzkowski, John Lydon, Martin Semmelrogge, Rufus Beck, Boris Becker and Steffi Graf.

    And tomorrow, somebody's probably going to tell me I look like Whoopi Goldberg.

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  • Stumpy Pepys
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    treibeis wrote: Hang on: You look like Roy Makaay. Roy Makaay looks like Luis Suárez.

    Do you look like Luis Suárez?
    The majority opinion is that I look like Adam Sandler.

    I don't look as gormless as Roy Makaay and I don't look like Luis Suarez.

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  • treibeis
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    Stumpy Pepys wrote: I was once accused by a drunken Bavarian of looking like former Bayern striker Roy Makaay. Which I wasn't happy about at all.
    That's marginally better than being accused of sounding like Roy Makaay.

    Hang on: You look like Roy Makaay. Roy Makaay looks like Luis Suárez.

    Do you look like Luis Suárez?

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  • Vulgarian Visigoth

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    Stumpy Pepys wrote:
    Originally posted by treibeis
    I've been accused - yes, I think 'accused' is the right word - by two different people of looking like Schweinsteiger's big brother.
    But do you mean not-untalented-but-lazy ex-Hachinger Tobi Schweinsteiger? He's not a bad-looking chap.

    [IMG] size=200]http://www.innsalzach24.de/bilder/2011/02/07/1112618/1226845752-tobias-schweinsteiger-g77aNPOLa09.jpg[/IMG]

    I was once accused by a drunken Bavarian of looking like former Bayern striker Roy Makaay. Which I wasn't happy about at all.
    I've been accused by two different drunk chaps of looking like both Rio Ferdinand and Juan Verón just because I used to have short hair back then. No, I don't look like either and no, I'm not black.

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  • Geoffrey de Ste. Croix

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    treibeis wrote: Not sure whether it was ever broken, but it always looked like it had been:

    I had no idea Adrian Chiles had played in the Bundesliga.

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  • Stumpy Pepys
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    treibeis wrote: I've been accused - yes, I think 'accused' is the right word - by two different people of looking like Schweinsteiger's big brother.
    But do you mean not-untalented-but-lazy ex-Hachinger Tobi Schweinsteiger? He's not a bad-looking chap.



    I was once accused by a drunken Bavarian of looking like former Bayern striker Roy Makaay. Which I wasn't happy about at all.

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  • treibeis
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    Alderman Barnes wrote: I've never really noticed it before, but old Katsche looks like he could be Schweinsteigers's dad there.
    I've been accused - yes, I think 'accused' is the right word - by two different people of looking like Schweinsteiger's big brother. Which means you've just accused me of looking like Katsche Schwarzenbeck.

    Last weekend, I was accused of looking like this bloke, who is almost definitely another of Schweinsteiger's blood relatives:

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  • blameless
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    And Nicolas Burdisso (with arms pinned at his side) has his beak broken by the coward David Navarro, sparking the Battle of the Mestalla:

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  • blameless
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    15 replies in and no Luis Enrique yet? For shame!

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  • RobM
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    Three Times A Reddy wrote: If anything, he's broken his nose too well.
    Haw haw haw haw haw haw haw haw.

    Magic.

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  • 3 Colours Red
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    If anything, he's broken his nose too well.

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  • Kevin S
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  • Alderman Barnes

  • Alderman Barnes
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    I've never really noticed it before, but old Katsche looks like he could be Schweinsteigers's dad there.

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