Famous Broken Noses of Football
The majority opinion is that I look like Adam Sandler.
One of my ex-girlfriends reckoned I looked like Vinnie Jones.
So, at the last count, I look like Bastian Schweinsteiger, Vinnie Jones, Karl Kranzkowski, John Lydon, Martin Semmelrogge, Rufus Beck, Boris Becker and Steffi Graf.
And tomorrow, somebody's probably going to tell me I look like Whoopi Goldberg.
The majority opinion is that I look like Adam Sandler.
One of my ex-girlfriends reckoned I looked like Vinnie Jones.
So, at the last count, I look like Bastian Schweinsteiger, Vinnie Jones, Karl Kranzkowski, John Lydon, Martin Semmelrogge, Rufus Beck, Boris Becker and Steffi Graf.
And tomorrow, somebody's probably going to tell me I look like Whoopi Goldberg.
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