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    #26
    Famous Broken Noses of Football

    The majority opinion is that I look like Adam Sandler.

    One of my ex-girlfriends reckoned I looked like Vinnie Jones.

    So, at the last count, I look like Bastian Schweinsteiger, Vinnie Jones, Karl Kranzkowski, John Lydon, Martin Semmelrogge, Rufus Beck, Boris Becker and Steffi Graf.

    And tomorrow, somebody's probably going to tell me I look like Whoopi Goldberg.

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      #27
      Famous Broken Noses of Football

      treibeis wrote: So, at the last count, I look like Bastian Schweinsteiger, Vinnie Jones, Karl Kranzkowski, John Lydon, Martin Semmelrogge, Rufus Beck, Boris Becker and Steffi Graf.
      So I fired up Photoshop and—based on this information—I've created this highly accurate image of what treibeis looks like.

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        #28
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        Based on that photofit picture, you can add Lance Armstrong to the list of my Doppelgänger.

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          #29
          Famous Broken Noses of Football

          That could be a new thread. List the people you've been told you look like, see how accurate Stumpy is.

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            #30
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            There was a web site that scanned your photo and told you which famous people you looked like by percentage.

            I can't find it now. I remember getting Sandra Bullock (hooray!) Karolina Kurkova (double hooray!!) and ... Benecio del Toro (oh.).

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              #31
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              Yes, I went on one of those. It told me I was something like a 66% match for Princess Caroline of Monaco.

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                #32
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                Can you remember the name, Your Royal Highness?

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                  #33
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                  Stumpy Pepys wrote: Yes, I went on one of those. It told me I was something like a 66% match for Princess Caroline of Monaco.
                  The one I went on had me down as 50% Cameron Diaz.

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                    #34
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                    MsD wrote: Can you remember the name, Your Royal Highness?
                    Crumbs, I've no idea. There's loads of those sites and they're uniformly terrible. Unless they tell me I look like George Clooney.

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                      #35
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                      Found it, myheritage.com

                      They weren't too bad, although a pic of Adam Ant came out as "80% Adam Ant".

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                        #36
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                        I have had:
                        Dave Grohl (from my brother's fiancee)
                        Simon Bird (in my less hirsute days)
                        Javier Mascherano (in my less hirsute days AND without my glasses)

                        What did that site give me?
                        75% AL PACINO!

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                          #37
                          Famous Broken Noses of Football

                          Three Times A Reddy wrote: If anything, he's broken his nose too well.
                          variations on andy townsend's "if anything he's hit it too well," whenever things go wrong for the former Irish captain, are cheap, hackneyed, obvious, and almost always absolutely hilarious.

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