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[3 Colours Red]

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Southampton finally use up all the money they got from Liverpool.

[evilC]

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"Iniesta announced as winner of competition to find full-time replacement for Ralf Hutter in Kraftwerk's 'next generation' line-up."

[Jah Womble]

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Lionel: "How much longer do we have to wait for Gareth to take this free kick?"

[Pietro Paolo Virdis]

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Di Maria: Yes, yes, Cristiano enjoys a pocket wank every now and then. Get over it.

[Kid A]

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"I know nobody rates him but it was mean not to let David Luiz be in this photo, he got voted in just like us. Good on Thiago Silva refusing to take part unless Luiz was allowed to though."

[Stumpy Pepys]

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"I assure you, this is the height of fashion in England, Angel … my tailor told me this look is called the Stan Boardman."

[Wouter D]

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"You can laugh all you want, Angel, but I am so getting that lead role in the Hugh Hefner biopic."

[ian.64]

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It was a sign of how much Kevin Bottley was disliked at school that not only would he meet the gang who beat him up regularly at lunchtimes, but that, at the reunion party, they'd also get retrospective awards for the achievement.

[ad hoc]

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Ta.

[blameless]

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Neuer is on the left end of the front row, and Kroos is standing between Lahm and Iniesta.

[Sean of the Shed]

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"He asked me if he could borrow some hair gel. Have you ever seen There's Something About Mary?"

[Geoffrey de Ste. Croix]

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Lee Cattermole.

[ad hoc]

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beak wrote: Says a lot about how closely I've been following football lately when I don't have the slightest clue who two of those chaps are.

I'm the same. I presume one of them is Neuer, but I don;t really know what he looks like. I'm guessing the bloke between Lahm and Iniesta

Who's the bloke on the end next to Ramos who looks like a young Tom Hanks?

[Stumpy Pepys]

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Di Maria: "Lionel, I warned you about buying tuxedos from Bluewater."

[beak]

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Says a lot about how closely I've been following football lately when I don't have the slightest clue who two of those chaps are.

[Sits]

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Di Maria: "Mate, a burgundy tux is a bit shit to be honest."

[Toby Gymshorts]

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'This Prince tribute act is rubbish.'

[Mumpo]

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Casting for next Star Trek film announced

[blameless]

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"He's a shit defender anyway, and having him in the team of the year is a joke."

"Shhhhh, he's right in front of you, he'll hear you."

"I wasn't talking about him."

"Oh." "Oh, right."

[Your Usual Table]

Di Maria: "No, there's no 'Joint Ballon D'or Winner'. Dunno where you got that one from, mate."

Ronaldo: "Ooooh, this is awkward."