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    Caption Competition #5709



    Di Maria: "No, there's no 'Joint Ballon D'or Winner'. Dunno where you got that one from, mate."

    Ronaldo: "Ooooh, this is awkward."

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    "He's a shit defender anyway, and having him in the team of the year is a joke."

    "Shhhhh, he's right in front of you, he'll hear you."

    "I wasn't talking about him."

    "Oh." "Oh, right."

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      #3
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      Casting for next Star Trek film announced

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        #4
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        'This Prince tribute act is rubbish.'

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          Di Maria: "Mate, a burgundy tux is a bit shit to be honest."

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            Di Maria: "The fuck do you mean, 'It smells like one of mine', for fuck's sake?"

            Messi: "Well who else could it be?!"

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              Says a lot about how closely I've been following football lately when I don't have the slightest clue who two of those chaps are.

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                #8
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                Di Maria: "Lionel, I warned you about buying tuxedos from Bluewater."

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                  beak wrote: Says a lot about how closely I've been following football lately when I don't have the slightest clue who two of those chaps are.
                  I'm the same. I presume one of them is Neuer, but I don;t really know what he looks like. I'm guessing the bloke between Lahm and Iniesta

                  Who's the bloke on the end next to Ramos who looks like a young Tom Hanks?

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                    #10
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                    Lee Cattermole.

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                      #11
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                      "He asked me if he could borrow some hair gel. Have you ever seen There's Something About Mary?"

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                        #12
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                        Di Maria: "No, it... it is a nice suit Leo. It's just that I've the director in my ear here telling me it's 'strobing to fuck.'"

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                          #13
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                          Messi: "But... but Neuer said this shindig deffo wasn't black tie!"

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                            #14
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                            Neuer is on the left end of the front row, and Kroos is standing between Lahm and Iniesta.

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                              #15
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                              Ta.

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                                #16
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                                It was a sign of how much Kevin Bottley was disliked at school that not only would he meet the gang who beat him up regularly at lunchtimes, but that, at the reunion party, they'd also get retrospective awards for the achievement.

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                                  "You can laugh all you want, Angel, but I am so getting that lead role in the Hugh Hefner biopic."

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                                    #18
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                                    "I assure you, this is the height of fashion in England, Angel my tailor told me this look is called the Stan Boardman."

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                                      #19
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                                      In light of his recent call for more signings, there are awkward scenes at Sunderland as the board begins to regret telling Gus Poyet to give them some names...

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                                        "I know nobody rates him but it was mean not to let David Luiz be in this photo, he got voted in just like us. Good on Thiago Silva refusing to take part unless Luiz was allowed to though."

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                                          Di Maria: Yes, yes, Cristiano enjoys a pocket wank every now and then. Get over it.

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                                            #22
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                                            Lionel: "How much longer do we have to wait for Gareth to take this free kick?"

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                                              #23
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                                              At the FIFA awards ceremony, Lionel Messi asks if he's the only one who doesn't quite get Pep Guardiola's latest "experimental" formation.

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                                                #24
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                                                "Iniesta announced as winner of competition to find full-time replacement for Ralf Hutter in Kraftwerk's 'next generation' line-up."

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                                                  #25
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                                                  Southampton finally use up all the money they got from Liverpool.

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