October 2013: Lynx pit spray.
January 2015: A jar of jam.
January 2015: A jar of jam.
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What type of jar? Seriously? If that's a glass jam jar you might as well bring a fucking half-brick in. You could easily kill a linesman with that.Comment
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Were there seeds? I don't like seeds. They get stuck in my teeth. Did you ask if peanut butter would have been ok if it was smooth?Comment
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And the lynx spray can easily be turned into a flame thrower if used improperly. I can only suggest using a roll on deoderant when visiting that particular part of West London.Rogin the Armchair Fan wrote: What type of jar? Seriously? If that's a glass jam jar you might as well bring a fucking half-brick in. You could easily kill a linesman with that.Comment
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right out of the question. allergy risk.san2sboro wrote: Were there seeds? I don't like seeds. They get stuck in my teeth. Did you ask if peanut butter would have been ok if it was smooth?
any lino getting smeared with that stuff could go into anaphylactic shock.Comment
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Handy if there's a wasp in your bedroom at two in the morning.lynx spray can easily be turned into a flame thrower
Actually, GO, you should have told him it was a preserve.
Anyway, did you get it back? Was the seal broken?Comment
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Good lord, man, have you no common sense at all? If you go there packing anything but honey then quite frankly you were asking for it.Comment
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Hang on, who did the Lynx belong to?Comment
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Honey for the Bees presumably?Comment
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I understand that there was a fracas in the away end at Griffin Park just last week actually - This may have been the cause of the stewards change in policy.
Reports suggested that one of our fans who was in the upper tier of the away end dropped their flask into the throbbing pleb pit below.
The Thermos, being a pressurised container, exploded on impact showering a bunch of herberts from Haywards Heath with insipid tea AND tiny shards of insulating glass.
Think about it, yeah? Leave you jam jars at home.Comment
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Jam jar = car
Why would you want to take a car into the away end at Griffin Park?Comment
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Someone I used to know was so superstitious that she took a lucky food processor to the Hereford-Brighton relegation decider in '97. I think it stayed in the boot of the car rather than being taken into the ground though.
GO tetchiness is obviously due to Rotherham's visit receiving the dubious honour of being this season's pay-what-you-can game. Well, that and the obvious.Comment
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How could that shit ever be ok? Smooth peanut butter. Fuck off.Did you ask if peanut butter would have been ok if it was smooth?Comment
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TOP TIP: Smooth peanut butter is much easier to hide in the food of nut allergy sufferers.Comment
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Never mind that. Who takes deodorant and jam to a match?Paul S wrote: Jam jar = car
Why would you want to take a car into the away end at Griffin Park?Comment
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So you like smelly jam, do you?Comment
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On a related note, I was at the New York Stadium yesterday afternoon for the beer festival. Thanks to a mishap in the kitchen, Rotherham United FC got to properly test out their evacuation procedure for the first time.
Fair to say it could have gone better. Not padlocking the fire doors would be a good start.Comment
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Remind me to never ever eat anything that you prepare. On behalf of fellow sufferers: I hate you.Sean of the Shed wrote: TOP TIP: Smooth peanut butter is much easier to hide in the food of nut allergy sufferers.Comment
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That includes my young nephew. Just sitting at a table with a bowl of nuts on it can cause a reaction.Smallcaps wrote:Remind me to never ever eat anything that you prepare. On behalf of fellow sufferers: I hate you.Originally posted by Sean of the ShedComment
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Richard Dawkins sends solidarity.Gangster Octopus wrote: October 2013: Lynx pit spray.
January 2015: A jar of jam.Comment
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If it's any consolation, I was relieved of a tube of tomato purée at a game last year.
(Not at Griffin Park.)Comment
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I'm confused. Why would you hide smooth peanut butter in the food of your young nephew? How does your family work?Sean of the Shed wrote:That includes my young nephew. Just sitting at a table with a bowl of nuts on it can cause a reaction.Originally posted by Smallcaps
Seriously though, this sounds he has it a lot more severely than I do.Comment
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I thought you were preparing his young nephew to eat.Comment
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Why the fuck are people taking these things to football matches anyway?Comment
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