Galactic Keegan

[Crusoe]

Bizarre parody Twitter account. Kevin Keegan, one of the survivors of Earth's invasion by aliens, recounts his move to run a football academy on a hostile new colony planet.

"People knock my record as England boss but my FA connections are all that stopped me being sent to the mines rather than safe in the bunker."

"I always thought I was quite out-doorsy. John Beresford & I used to go hiking on the South Downs in the summer (during non-World Cup years)."

[Errorist Sympathiser]

Galactic Keegan

Followed him this morning. It's both funny and exactly how you'd imagine Keegan to be if he was sent light years away to coach some aliens.

[dalliance]

Galactic Keegan

Most of the parody accounts are utterly crap but there looks like there's some imagination behind that one.

[Mitch]

Galactic Keegan

I do like the Sam Alladyce one as well.

[Trevor Red]

It's now a novel and very good it is too. I think the mag should run a piece on it.