York City 2 Dorking Wanderers 1
National League (att: 4,409, inc. 153 away)
The husband came with me for this one, his first City game for well over a year (he's been enjoying far too much entertaining football at Hull recently and I thought he needed a reality check), and in an amusing cliche that didn't go unremarked upon we were greeted by a faint rainbow emerging from behind the North Stand goal (see below).
City started well, or rather they started energetically and it became very quickly apparent that Dorking were really not very good. 'Count' Duku soon bundled in the opening goal, before missing an almost as easy one-on-one. Not much more than quarter of an hour in, the Dorking manager/owner/whatever he is (perhaps lucky not to get a mention in the ongoing hated clubs thread?) was shown a red card, presumably for something said to the lino or 4th official, and off he trudged in his ludicrous, oversized (and age-inappropriate) cap.
After the thrill of finding more than one choice of Brew York can in the West Stand snack bar at half time, we settled back in to see how City could conjure up further ways to squander easy chances – another unchallenged run in from halfway ending in a shot clipped yards wide of goal and a volley from dead centre on the 6-yard line somehow dragged wide as well. Ryan Fallowfield finally volleyed in a second goal, but it all still felt quite nervous. Dorking then actually came into it more in the last 15 minutes, and local lad Ryan Whitley between the posts pulled out one unbelievable save to tip a fierce close-range shot onto the bar. Dorking then did scramble one in from a corner in the 86th, but City held on. The third peep of the final whistle had barely sounded when a tractor zoomed onto the pitch between the players, hastening to turn the pitch around for today's rugby fixture, adding a suitably odd and faintly comic end to proceedings.
I'll leave the last word to the husband, who summed the game up perfectly: 'I can't remember ever seeing a team seeming to dominate a match so much while somehow not actually dominating it.'
National League (att: 4,409, inc. 153 away)
The husband came with me for this one, his first City game for well over a year (he's been enjoying far too much entertaining football at Hull recently and I thought he needed a reality check), and in an amusing cliche that didn't go unremarked upon we were greeted by a faint rainbow emerging from behind the North Stand goal (see below).
City started well, or rather they started energetically and it became very quickly apparent that Dorking were really not very good. 'Count' Duku soon bundled in the opening goal, before missing an almost as easy one-on-one. Not much more than quarter of an hour in, the Dorking manager/owner/whatever he is (perhaps lucky not to get a mention in the ongoing hated clubs thread?) was shown a red card, presumably for something said to the lino or 4th official, and off he trudged in his ludicrous, oversized (and age-inappropriate) cap.
After the thrill of finding more than one choice of Brew York can in the West Stand snack bar at half time, we settled back in to see how City could conjure up further ways to squander easy chances – another unchallenged run in from halfway ending in a shot clipped yards wide of goal and a volley from dead centre on the 6-yard line somehow dragged wide as well. Ryan Fallowfield finally volleyed in a second goal, but it all still felt quite nervous. Dorking then actually came into it more in the last 15 minutes, and local lad Ryan Whitley between the posts pulled out one unbelievable save to tip a fierce close-range shot onto the bar. Dorking then did scramble one in from a corner in the 86th, but City held on. The third peep of the final whistle had barely sounded when a tractor zoomed onto the pitch between the players, hastening to turn the pitch around for today's rugby fixture, adding a suitably odd and faintly comic end to proceedings.
I'll leave the last word to the husband, who summed the game up perfectly: 'I can't remember ever seeing a team seeming to dominate a match so much while somehow not actually dominating it.'
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