meh

[ad hoc]

This lad is 15 (you can probably work out his name from the commentary). This is in Ghana. (Sadly the opposition, captioned here as "M People" are not the people who did "One Night in Heaven" but in fact are a team named rather more prosaically "Mobile Phone People")

[Sean of the Shed]

What has he done today to make himself proud?

[Sits]

Come on Sean, a goal like that is a sight for sore eyes.

[Toby Gymshorts]

I reckon Heather Small would have at least put a tackle in.

[Sean of the Shed]

She'd have searched for the hero inside herself.

[Kevin S]

The lad's agent will soon have him moving on up.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

That fourth defender is trying to kill him

[caja-dglh]

That fourth defender is trying to kill him

I don't know that one. Must be off a later album.

[andrew7610]

That fourth defender is trying to kill him

should have used a shovel

[nmrfox]

One of those defenders should have been holding on. That would've stopped the lad.

[3 Colours Red]

For any European giants wanting to find another young prospect they can buy for a pittance, farm out on loan 17 times then finally sell to a mid-table team in Portugal: don't look any further.