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    Oil McBurnie

    Seems like he’s been a naughty boy. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/57057832. Although according to the video, it looks like the assailant actually hit the target, which makes me seriously question whether it’s actually McBurnie in the video.

    #2
    Oil McBurnie sounds like a colleague of Red Adair.

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      #3
      More like Adair's nemesis.

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        #4
        I genuinely pondered going with that for ages but didn't want to over-complicate the gag.

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          #5
          I was going to make a gag, but didn't want to be crude.

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            #6
            With all that oil money, could he become football's next Oli-garch?

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              #7
              It was slick, I'll give it that.

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                #8
                Some fucking gobshite gave him a load of shit in the street, then cried because he got a dig?

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                  #9
                  That's about the size of it, yeah.

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                    #10
                    I watched the extended cut of the fracas. McBurnie can't go around doing stuff like that, but the lad, well, what did he expect? The version he told the press was missing some important details. Pair of silly wankers. Shake hands, move on.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by EIM View Post
                      Some fucking gobshite gave him a load of shit in the street, then cried because he got a dig?
                      I agree with the sentiment, but I suspect he'll need to phrase it more diplomatically as a defence.

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                        #12
                        Well yeah, with any luck his lawyer won't be Liam Gallagher.

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                          #13
                          His lawyer should call upon the precedent of Vardy v. Shitchatter [2007].

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                            #14
                            His lawyer should show the court all of Oli’s appearances for Scotland, to try and justify the excuse that Oli could never, ever hit the target no matter how hard he tried.

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