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**Nocturnal Submission** · 06-05-2021, 13:43

Link, Guy. Link.

**Lang Spoon** · 06-05-2021, 13:47

Is it performance art?

**Stumpy Pepys** · 06-05-2021, 13:48

This just adds fuel to my theory that Guy Profumo is a bot. One that's currently malfunctioning.

**Satchmo Distel** · 06-05-2021, 14:04

https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/ne...ilty-stalking/

Possibly not relevant to a football forum.

**Capybara** · 06-05-2021, 14:14

Missed out on a wrong board, wrong link, already posted perfect hat-trick, there.

**Guy Profumo** · 06-05-2021, 14:44

Bugger.

Off.

**Satchmo Distel** · 06-05-2021, 15:58

Guy's the man. More scoops than an ice cream shop.

**elguapo4** · 06-05-2021, 16:41

In Ireland, going for scoops means going on the piss, so I picked that up wrong at first.

**Stumpy Pepys** · 06-05-2021, 18:58

George Graham's son just had a non-malignant cyst removed.

**Satchmo Distel** · 06-05-2021, 19:32

A man has swallowed a fly in Falkirk. Buddy Holly still dead.

**MarkF** · 06-05-2021, 22:50

Originally posted by Satchmo Distel

A man has swallowed a fly in Falkirk

Do we know why? Is there a prognosis?

**Favourite Worst Nightmare** · 06-05-2021, 23:20

According to latest reports, the gentleman from Falkirk has now swallowed a spider to catch the fly.

**Satchmo Distel** · 06-05-2021, 23:56

No news on how Butch Reynolds responded to the OP.

**MarkF** · 07-05-2021, 08:38

Originally posted by Favourite Worst Nightmare View Post

According to latest reports, the gentleman from Falkirk has now swallowed a spider to catch the fly.

What do we think? Will he die?

**imp** · 07-05-2021, 10:19

Perhaps.

**Stumpy Pepys** · 07-05-2021, 12:37

My sources tell me he's swallowed a horse.

**Greenlander** · 07-05-2021, 13:03

Of course.

The Reynolds Girl