GK - Willy Caballero, big fan of third choice goalkeepers living the sweet life and Willy shows that it’s not a good English lad’s club. We also share a haircut
LB - Oleksandr Zinchenko, I like players that look really pleased to be there and seem to appreciate how lucky they are. His Ukrainian rap videos are also tremendous
CH - Toby Alderweireld, footballers shouldn’t be called Toby but he owns it with aplomb. Vague recollections he’s done nice things too, but can’t remember what
CH - Davy Propper, mostly for the name, apparently his middle name is Wenceslaus too which makes it even better
RB - Branislav Ivanovic, I like footballers who look like they’ve seen things, he looks like he’s seen things
MF - Sander Berge, like Zinchenko he looks happy to be here
MF - Wilfred Ndidi, doesn’t look like he’s big enough to do what he does. But does it well. Doesn’t seem irritating either
Wing - Jeff Schlupp, satisfying name to say
Wing - Allan Saint Maximin, very very fast, like a winger should be.
AT - Aleksander Mitrovic, manages to run around a lot despite still appearing lazy
AT - Willian, just do
LB - Oleksandr Zinchenko, I like players that look really pleased to be there and seem to appreciate how lucky they are. His Ukrainian rap videos are also tremendous
CH - Toby Alderweireld, footballers shouldn’t be called Toby but he owns it with aplomb. Vague recollections he’s done nice things too, but can’t remember what
CH - Davy Propper, mostly for the name, apparently his middle name is Wenceslaus too which makes it even better
RB - Branislav Ivanovic, I like footballers who look like they’ve seen things, he looks like he’s seen things
MF - Sander Berge, like Zinchenko he looks happy to be here
MF - Wilfred Ndidi, doesn’t look like he’s big enough to do what he does. But does it well. Doesn’t seem irritating either
Wing - Jeff Schlupp, satisfying name to say
Wing - Allan Saint Maximin, very very fast, like a winger should be.
AT - Aleksander Mitrovic, manages to run around a lot despite still appearing lazy
AT - Willian, just do
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