Telly Thread January 5-11

[Ray de Galles]

It's an indication of the inexperience of the side Derby have been forced to put out that they haven't bothered with squad numbers and have gone with 1-11 instead.

Chorley are 1-0 up.

[Jah Womble]

Rotherham giving it some at Goodison.

[Gangster Octopus]

We just can't put the ball in the net.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Good start, then?

[Gangster Octopus]

Bugger.

[Gangster Octopus]

There's no time on our game.

Oh, it just turned up ss I was typing...

[Toby Gymshorts]

I'm sure.

[Gangster Octopus]

There are better ways of adding flavour to your chips.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Although I'll indulge myself with:

The sound of thousands of chips being pissed on as Liverpool win.

Yeah, that'll probably do it.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Louie Barry seems like a decent kid. Fair play to him, that was a really well taken goal.

[Satchmo Distel]

I infer from the Guardian commentary that the kids aren't in the condition that can last 90 minutes against a BRC first XI and Villa have already used 5 subs, as have Liverpool. It's a little cruel, physically, which might be why some clubs choose to forfeit even with 14 fit kids.

[Third rate Leszno]

Eight of this Villa XI played against Carlisle earlier this season in the Piss Pot trophy and lost 3-1, so if Liverpool couldn't put them away then it'd be a really poor show.

[Patrick Thistle]

Liverpool seem very capable of fucking up royal here

May have been optimistic there. As the 4th goes in.

[Capybara]

And the captain's armband is a gift from SG Wattenscheid.

[Toby Gymshorts]

About fucking time.

[Capybara]

Is there a rule that says if your name is Carroll you have to have that haircut?

[Satchmo Distel]

As per my OP I think we can only get these through ESPN+ in the US and I'm interested but not that interested (my wife would not be OK with that outlay for games that not EPL, ECL or major tournaments)

[Patrick Thistle]

Half time 1-1. Liverpool seem very capable of fucking up royal here

[Patrick Thistle]

Hahahahahahahaha

Great goal. I was just about to say Callum Rowe looks a good player. Brilliant pass to set that up.

[Patrick Thistle]

1-1!

[Patrick Thistle]

Villa Kidz certainly looking no worse than some Premier League sides of recent years.

[Gangster Octopus]

Thanks. I'll need that for tomorrow lunchtime.

[Toby Gymshorts]

We have BT TV anyway, so they're just in the listings.

BT TV is shite, incidentally.

[Patrick Thistle]

Please elucidate.

Well it's the red button on my remote. Go to the relevant channel and press the button.
BT Sport 1 -> BT Sport 1 Extra
BT Sport 2 -> BT Sport 2 Extra
etc.

(On Virgin Media)

I'm watching on BT Sport 1 Extra so no fake crowd noise.

[Capybara]

I suppose watching Queens Park at home to Queen of the South behind closed doors in the Scottish Cup is only incrementally slightly weirder than watching it with a crowd in.

Hadn't realised that was on. Thanks.