Midweek Telly Gawping Before The Darkness

[Gangster Octopus]

I could watch The Millers, The Stones or BT's multi-game thing. I'll almost certainly watch The Great British Bake-Off with my wife, 'cos that's what she wants to watch...

[Third rate Leszno]

I'm watching Carlisle at Oldham whilst eating lasagne.

[Jobi1]

I could watch The Millers, The Stones or BT's multi-game thing. I'll almost certainly watch The Great British Bake-Off with my wife, 'cos that's what she wants to watch...

The husband's got Hull v Wimbledon on at the moment (not a great game, Hull clearly better but Dons should be ahead having missed an absolute sitter), but I imagine he'll be relegating that to the laptop when Bake Off comes on as well.

[Amor de Cosmos]

I'm inclined to watch RB Leipzig play Basaksehir, but it's likely to be pretty uncompetitive so Lazio v Dortmund appeals more.

[Sean of the Shed]

I'll be watching PSG v Man Utd because I enjoy slapstick.

[Capybara]

German lesson on Zoom coming up, so might catch the last 20 minutes of the Boro game at Bristol City.

[Sean of the Shed]

State of that fucking Man United shirt.

[Third rate Leszno]

0-0 HT at Boundary Park. Carlisle making lots of chances but haven't taken the best of them, despite hitting the aluminium twice. I've polished off the lasagne and cracked open a Lidl Plunged Orange pale ale.

[Third rate Leszno]

Goal! Lovely glancing header from Aaron Hayden puts Carlisle in front.

[Third rate Leszno]

1-1, good goal for Oldham but we're being punished (again) for not taking our chances.

[Third rate Leszno]

Bumholes, 1-1 FT. Disappointing.

Also opened a can of Brewdog Clockwork Orange without due care and attention and the cunt fizzed out all over the kitchen table.

[Jobi1]

Bumholes, 1-1 FT. Disappointing.

Also opened a can of Brewdog Clockwork Orange without due care and attention and the cunt fizzed out all over the kitchen table.

My sympathies for your loss (and draw), but that's a beautiful post.

Somewhere to the side of the choux pastry and lemon tarts, Hull eked out a 1-0 win over Wimbledon with a goal from Mr Surnames, Keane Lewis-Potter.

[Capybara]

Ooh. Just there in time for the first goal. Poor defending there from the Bristol City player,

[Capybara]

Well, that was unexpected. 1-0 to Boro.

[Satchmo Distel]

When UK clocks go back, will it be dark everywhere by 5pm (for Halloween and Bonfire Night)? I think over here in FL it never gets dark that early, so that kind of switch to grimness is something I no longer endure. I just wonder if 5.55pm football would alleviate that feeling over there?

[Simon G]

I watched the last 35 mins (45 mins given the 10 minute injury stoppage) of Cheltenham 1-0 Scunthorpe. It was shit.

[Artificial Hipster]

Bumholes, 1-1 FT. Disappointing.

I'm hearing that as delivered by James Alexander Gordon: Bumholes 1 F.T. Disappointing 1

[Toby Gymshorts]

Cheers for that, Artificial Hipster. I have just honked a not inconsiderable chunk of tuna sandwich out my nose.