personalised message from Peter s]Shilton

[Nefertiti2]

For some reason on my facebook page Peter Shilton has just popped up, sitting outside his shed offering the opportunity for a personalised message for just 229 pounds"as long as its sensible"

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Mentalist right wing nut job can go f. himself or Tina and he’s wasn’t one of our greatest keepers he just happened to be part of a poor England team, by 86 he was the weak link in a decent team and couldn’t out jump a fat druggy dwarf

[Toby Gymshorts]

I am willing to pay ?229 for Shilts to say "I love Guy Verhofstadt" whilst Beethoven's Ode To Joy plays in the background. On a kazoo.

[3 Colours Red]

Mentalist right wing nut job can go f. himself or Tina and he’s wasn’t one of our greatest keepers he just happened to be part of a poor England team, by 86 he was the weak link in a decent team and couldn’t out jump a fat druggy dwarf

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They forgot to mention that a goalkeeper younger than 83 might have been able to jump the two inches required to stop Parker deflecting Brehme's free kick in or be able to get slightly nearer to saving one of those German penalties.

[Nefertiti2]

I am willing to pay ?229 for Shilts to say "I love Guy Verhofstadt" whilst Beethoven's Ode To Joy plays in the background. On a kazoo.

That wouldn’t be “sensible”.

[Toby Gymshorts]

It's about as sensible as I get.

[Jah Womble]

I'd pay for him to tweet 'I was wrong - Jacob Rees-Mogg is clearly an absolute bell-end of the highest order' to himself and Rees-Mogg. Which, of course, would be sensible.

Whatever, I hope he types it more accurately than this header.

[Jobi1]

They forgot to mention that a goalkeeper younger than 83 might have been able to jump the two inches required to stop Parker deflecting Brehme's free kick in or be able to get slightly nearer to saving one of those German penalties.

Possibly the last high-profile goalkeeper whose self-confessed penalty technique was waiting to see which way the ball was going and then diving in that direction, based on the logic of "if you dive the wrong way, you definitely won't save it". Some merit to that approach I guess, though possibly less so when the opposition are quite good at getting the ball to go close to the corners and you're at a stage of your career where you have the springing agility of a walrus.

[Walt Flanagans Dog]

229 quid seems a bit steep - here's a list of other celebs for comparison. At current exchange rates Shilton is (edit) more than Flavor Flav, and (edit) nearly 3 Lisa Loebs. Curiously though Samwise Gamgee charges more than Frodo.

I've seen indie musicians on Twitter offering messages during lockdown for 12-15 quid.

[Satchmo Distel]

He appears not to have any expertise in demand and supply curves.

[Nefertiti2]

I'd pay for him to tweet 'I was wrong - Jacob Rees-Mogg is clearly an absolute bell-end of the highest order' to himself and Rees-Mogg. Which, of course, would be sensible.

Whatever, I hope he types it more accurately than this header.

It was a typographical representation of Maradona’s Hand of God -(expressed by the square bracket) - outjumping the "S" of Shilton and reducing him to the lower case.

[Sits]

$300 for a personal video from the Hoff? Tempting.

[Snake Plissken]

If we're setting market rates, I don't get out of bed for less than a fiver.

[3 Colours Red]

Give me a quid or a packet of Flamin' Hot Monster Munch.

[Jah Womble]

It was a typographical representation of Maradona’s Hand of God -(expressed by the square bracket) - outjumping the "S" of Shilton and reducing him to the lower case.

Of course.

[Satchmo Distel]

Shilton should have to reenact West Germany's 1990 semi-final goal in a Phoenix from the Flames video for what he's charging.

[Nefertiti2]

Sooty and Sweep are available from the same provider for 20 -30 quid

[Various Artist]

Wait, you can get a recorded message from Sooty? How can he personalise it? Or, indeed, convey a message at all?

[Greenlander]

Sooty and Sweep are available from the same provider for 20 -30 quid

How does getting a personalised message from Sooty work.

[Greenlander]

Oh, beaten to it by VA.

Maybe they get Soo in to verbalise it.

[Gangster Octopus]

Bye bye everyone, bye bye...

[Jah Womble]

Even a message from Sweep would be open to multiple interpretations.

Suffice to say, probably not the best-conceived business idea.

[3 Colours Red]

Bloody hell, Matthew Corbett stopped Sooty duty TWENTY TWO years ago. Probably so relatively cheap due to reduced nostalgia value... who's Richard Cadell? Any relation to Simon?

[EIM]

Sweep is sound. One day I hope he batters that arrogant Sooty all over the park. Smug little wizard dickhead.

[EIM]

Shilton can fuck off an all.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Sweep is sound. One day I hope he batters that arrogant Sooty all over the park. Smug little wizard dickhead.

Soo would wipe the floor with the pair of them.