New La Dea Rising - Serie A 2020-21

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

You can hear the atalanta fans outside the ground. Come on napoli you useless bastards.

[ursus arctos]

This is all going to shit

Roma equalise

[blameless]

Fuck's sake Napoli, you had one job to do.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

Useless bastards. They should have given the verona defenders rohypnol, as a tribute to the great man, and that great game

[Seven Saxon Kings]

England and Italy, of course the super league clubs get in in the end. Of course they fucking do.

[ursus arctos]

Champions: Inter
CL: Milan, Atalanta, Juventus
Europa League: Napoli, Lazio
Conference League: Roma

Relegated: Benevento, Crotone, Parma

Promoted: Empoli, Salernitana and the winner of the Citadella-Venezia playoff

[ursus arctos]

England and Italy, of course the super league clubs get in in the end. Of course they fucking do.

Not Arsenal

[George]

The Veronese will be loving this.

[Seven Saxon Kings]

Not Arsenal

Or Spurs either but that was decided weeks ago. Today, Chelsea, Liverpool, Juventus and Milan all got in at the expense of Leicester and Napoli. They just always find a way.

[ursus arctos]

Tottenham are in the Conference League

I didn't see any of Leicester today, but Napoli just froze on the occasion. They were lucky to get a draw.

[Gert from the Well]

Venezia won the play-off to return to Serie A for the first time in twenty years, here'e hoping they can loan in the next Alvaro Recoba for the next season.

The managerial roundabout is now in full swing. Conte leaves Inter to be replaced by Simone Inzaghi and Allegri returns to Juventus. Ranieri has left Sampdoria and looks like Gattuso will be leaving Napoli. At this rate it looks like only Milan and Atlanta will start next season with the same coach as started the previous season.

[ursus arctos]

Gattuso is the new manager of Fiorentina, which is a state of affairs I had only thought possible in Mad Libs

[Gert from the Well]

Probably attracted by his record of Europa league qualifications with Milan and Napoli, but there is always a question of whether he was underachieving considering the resources at his disposal. He seems to be good at motivation and creating a good atmosphere but tactically is another matter. It could be worse Walter Zenga is still available.