No More Harry - Premier League 2020/21

[Jon]

Wow. That wasn't in the script.

[Satchmo Distel]

Rob Smyth, Grauniad:

"Carlo Ancelotti spreads his hands wide at his defence, as if to say, ‘Why the eff did none of you effers tackle him?’"

[Diable Rouge]

Pick that one out, as James announces himself.

[Jon]

That was in the script, though.

[Diable Rouge]

And Kieran Gibbs promptly gets sent off for an unprovoked elbow.

[Jah Womble]

All kicking off now - Gibbs sent off for a stupid piece of violent conduct, and now it seems Bilic has also been red-carded for failing to understand the rules of football.

James’s goal was brilliantly taken.

[Diable Rouge]

As was the Pereira free just now.

[Jah Womble]

Unstoppable free-kick from Pereira makes it 2-2.

Engaging contest.

[Diable Rouge]

And Keane sees Everton regain the lead.

[Jah Womble]

Keane pounces on a loose one to put Everton 3-2 ahead.

And I don’t think we’ve seen the end of the scoring, David.

[Diable Rouge]

Don't think it would definitely have gone in unless Calvert-Lewin made sure.

[Jah Womble]

No, it wouldn’t. Everton are heading top of the table.

[Diable Rouge]

And there's the hat-trick.

[Jah Womble]

WBA in danger of a hammering now.

[Diable Rouge]

WBA in danger of a hammering now.

And potentially already looking at double figures for goals conceded after only two games, given the time left on the clock.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

We should have a sweepstake. We're not going to find out until fifteen months time, but What percentage of their turnover are everton spending on wages? I'm going to say 135%

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

Fulham are just wasting everyone's time, particularly their own

[ursus arctos]

Effectively reducing the number of relegation places by 33 percent is a significant service to the rest of the league

[Diable Rouge]

I think Parker's just teasing FPL managers at this stage, drops Mitrovic last week, and the Serb promptly levels from the spot today.

[Jah Womble]

Is every Leeds match going to end 4-3?

Fourteen goals and counting in today’s first pair of PL matches.

[Satchmo Distel]

Man U soap opera continues.

Greenwood was tired while on England duty, but not too tired to stay up all night shagging a Norwegian woman in his hotel.

[Gangster Octopus]

Wasn't there a thread all about that the other week?

[Diable Rouge]

Townsend continues his run of goals at Manchester stadia.

[EIM]

It's 18 degrees and sunny in Manchester, so I question Ole's choice to wear a v-neck sweater under his blazer. Perhaps he couldn't be bothered to iron his shirt?

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

Leeds seem determined to make up for lost time in the Premier League by finishing this season with over 100 goals both for and against.