Postponed Polyester? 20/21 (or maybe just '21) Kit Gallery

[Patrick Thistle]

Glory Pink is a drag queen, I'm sure.

[Jumbo McGinnis]

Is that pink camo print on the shirt?

[Kevin S]

Port Vale, goalkeeper


Take a look at what you could have won, Hull, Cambridge, Newport et al.

[longeared]

Newcastle United change, which reverts to a popular (it says here) yellow colourway for the first time since the 2013/14 season, with a patterned 'fizzy yellow' shirt offset by a dark 'peacoat' blue stripe across the shoulders.

The new third kit is an eye-catching 'prism violet' design, featuring a bold pattern based on the steelwork of the famous Tyne Bridge. It is complete with a club crest and sponsor branding in a fizzy yellow tone.

[Simon G]

The 3rd kit looks like a 90s goalkeeper shirt.

[Jumbo McGinnis]

Gutted that Port Vale goalkeeper shirt isn’t their away shirt.

[Snake Plissken]

Sheffield United change, in "glory pink". *makes note for future use*

Man Utd away 2018/19.

[Patrick Thistle]

Port Vale, goalkeeper


Take a look at what you could have won, Hull, Cambridge, Newport et al.

See I am still undecided on this. Abomination or just sheer stone cold classic brilliance? Seeing it worn hasn't helped me.

The Newcastle change strip is so bad they've had to draw the players wearing it, I see. It's just foul. There's no other word for it.

[Jumbo McGinnis]

Y’know when manufacturers base shirts on something, in Newcastle’s case, the Tyne Bridge, it usually helps if the design actually has any resemblance to what it’s being based on.

[Nocturnal Submission]

Newcastle United change, which reverts to a popular (it says here) yellow colourway for the first time since the 2013/14 season, with a patterned 'fizzy yellow' shirt offset by a dark 'peacoat' blue stripe across the shoulders.

The new third kit is an eye-catching 'prism violet' design, featuring a bold pattern based on the steelwork of the famous Tyne Bridge. It is complete with a club crest and sponsor branding in a fizzy yellow tone.

Aaaaaaaaaaaagh - my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not sure that Jonjo Shelvey in his default vein-popping mode is really the best person to model, well, anything really, even if it is a drawing.

[andrew7610]

Even the Vale keeper's hairy forearms work with his new shirt.

I hope they go for something really mental for their change kit.

[The Red Max]

Those Newcastle shirts are vile.
Port Vale's could have been better, had they omitted the bottom 2 rows of diminishing stripes. But love the sponsor logo.

[Tratorello]

Jesus fucking Christ.

To me, the red central stripe seems quite dominant on all three kits surely making all of them inappropriate for wearing against any other team in red?

[Nocturnal Submission]

I feel hot just looking at the hair/beard combo of the guy on the left, (who is he?)

[3 Colours Red]

Tratorello I think it'd be more of a problem if there was any red on the sleeves - that's generally what refs are most concerned about in the event of a clash.

Nocturnal Submission It's Jairo Riedewald.

[Nocturnal Submission]

Tratorello I think it'd be more of a problem if there was any red on the sleeves - that's generally what refs are most concerned about in the event of a clash.

Nocturnal Submission It's Jairo Riedewald.

Cheers, 3CR. He's played 28 games for Palace, apparently, but I must admit that I've never noticed him, (not that I pay that much attention to their games).

[3 Colours Red]

De Boer bought him as a midfielder but Hodgson - after largely ignoring him for a year - has mainly used him as a back-up left-back.

[Southport Zeb]

Jamaal Lascelles looks more like he's wearing a kit for one day cricket than for football.

[Jon]

Jamaal Lascelles looks more like he's wearing a kit for one day cricket than for football.

Whereas the third kit looks like a cycling jersey.

[Eggchaser]

My wife has passed verdict on the Port Vale kit, "It looks like something a supervillain would wear."

She's not wrong. Probably a long forgotten Golden Age one shot Superman villain with tornado based powers, eventually brought back to menace the Teen Titans in the 1980s.

And that is a good thing.

[Bored Of Education]

My wife has passed verdict on the Port Vale kit, "It looks like something a supervillain would wear."

She's not wrong. Probably a long forgotten Golden Age one shot Superman villain with tornado based powers, eventually brought back to menace the Teen Titans in the 1980s.

And that is a good thing.

As the first shirt reminds me of a dartboard, perhaps "The Dart" or "The Arrer".

The keeper's kit, on the other hand, could be "The Wasp" or "The Bee". Actually, it could be the good alter-ego of "The Dart", "Roulette"

[Sits]

I feel very much in the minority in disliking the Vale kit.

[Nocturnal Submission]

I feel very much in the minority in disliking the Vale kit.

I think it's pretty rank too, but I'm pretty much an arch traditionalist, less is more type.

*Slurring, arm around shoulder, "You and me against the world, mate!"*

[Snake Plissken]

I feel very much in the minority in disliking the Vale kit.

Better to be right than popular.

[Amor de Cosmos]

I feel very much in the minority in disliking the Vale kit.

Really you're not. Not in the least.