Recreate the authentic matchday experience by leaving all your windows open for two hours to chill the house down to minus three, make yourself a cup of bovril and have a friend sit on the other sofa and occasionally yell random expletives at the linesman.
I'll be along at regular intervals wearing my hi-vis and preventing you from standing, and may decide to arbitrarily move you to a seat where you can only see half the screen.
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