No More Sarri - Premier League 2019/20

[Toby Gymshorts]

I could ask my niece, who can lip read, but given that she's a Man U supporter she might just tell me to fuck off.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

I'm not entirely convinced it is an accurate lip reading.

it looks like he is chewing the cud.

[Toby Gymshorts]

He probably is.

[elguapo4]

If Phil Jones thinks Solskjaer is the reason he's not getting into the Manchester United team he is one deluded motherfucker.

[Satchmo Distel]

Man U might just be lulling their European opponents into a false sense of security: Europa Dope

[Patrick Thistle]

Man U might just be lulling their European opponents into a false sense of security: Europa Dope

Groooooooooooaaaaaaaaannn

but very clever

[Sean of the Shed]

Liverpool have had most of the play against Sheffield United but can't seem to find the target. Pissed about in front of goal just before half time when they should have just banged it in. Going in 0-0 at half time.

[Sean of the Shed]

Keeper lets Wijnaldum's shot squirt through his legs and into the net. Really unlucky for Sheff U.

[Toby Gymshorts]

There's another goal in this game, but I have no idea who for.

[Toby Gymshorts]

That is harsh on a very good Sheffield United side.

I'm not complaining though.

[Sean of the Shed]

They made Liverpool work really hard for that. Every time Liverpool attacked they faced a rigid and disciplined 5-3-2 defence that was able to switch to attack when they won the ball.

[Toby Gymshorts]

Are Spurs' players actively trying to get Pochettino the sack?

[Toby Gymshorts]

Harry Kane aside, obvs. (2-1 Spurs.)

[Arturo]

Norwich now down to their third choice keeper (Michael McGovern) due to another bloody injury. I cannot remember when we ever had so many players unfit to play.

1-0 down too. Still no clean sheet yet this season.

[Arturo]

Another away defeat. Five in a row if you include Crawley in the cup and four in a row without scoring. Pretty toothless again by the sounds of it.

[Toby Gymshorts]

How many goals are Everton going to ship today? I'll say four.

[Gangster Octopus]

Oooo, tequila sunrise kit...

[Toby Gymshorts]

Walcott off inside the first minute after what seemed like an innocuous - but which obviously is not - ball to the back of the head. Here's hoping this is very much precautionary.

[Jah Womble]

Another brilliantly-constructed Man City goal.

Oooo, tequila sunrise kit...

I’m getting ‘rhubarb and custard’.

Or one of those fruit salad chews you used to get four-for-a-penny.

[Snake Plissken]

Come back twice away at Villa. I'm not sure whether 5 points from the last three games is good or not.

[Arturo]

And another potentially bad injury for us. Jamal Lewis is to have a scan on a possible fractured elbow.

The Man City victory feels like it is light years away now.

[Toby Gymshorts]

How many goals are Everton going to ship today? I'll say four.

This is why I don't bet.

[Wouter D]

Nice one from McTominay.

[Sporting]

Which Arsenal player ducked?

[Toby Gymshorts]

Xhaka. As club captain he has to lead by example.