Idiot jumps the footie equivalent of Becher's Brook

[Del Usory]

Serves you right, dick head.


https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/47508257

[Sporting]

A bit strong, "dick head", no?

[ursus arctos]

That's Del/Guy's brand, Sporting.

Thankfully Anderson Lopes (who has four goals in the three matches he has played with Consadole Sapporo) wasn't seriously injured

[Del Usory]

Not really.

Can't not know there's a trench behind the advertising hoarding.

Unless he wasn't listening in the pre-match team talk and / or briefing

[ursus arctos]

It was his home debut

He isn't proficient in Japanese.

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

Even taking the moat out of the equation, there could have been anything behind that hoarding for him to crash into - photographers' gear, boxes of water bottles, a ballboy - so it's a pretty daft thing to do.

[Sporting]

There must be a "Injured himself in goal celebration" thread here somewhere, I suppose?

[jameswba]

If so, it is likely to feature Victor Kasule, who turned his ankle doing a cartwheel after scoring the winner for Shrewsbury vs Leeds in 1988.

[Sean of the Shed]

And Paulo Diogo too, I should imagine. Don't click on the Youtube link if you're a bit squeamish.

https://youtu.be/qRzHu4heNiU

[Sits]

Would Steve Morrow be allowed in, not having actually injured himself?

[Gerontophile]

And Paulo Diogo too, I should imagine. Don't click on the Youtube link if you're a bit squeamish.

https://youtu.be/qRzHu4heNiU

I now wish I hadn't clicked that link. I've got bits missing from my digits (bad knife 'skills'), but ohmySonic!

[treibeis]

[QUOTE=Gerontophile;n2]e got bits missing from my digits (bad knife 'skills'), but ohmySonic![/QUOTE.]

You do know that's nonsense, don't you?

[Gerontophile]

With my posts, you really have to narrow it down a bit more.