CL knockouts

[EIM]

Have Man U touched the ball since they scored?

Looking at our midfield it's probably best we don't.

[Ray de Galles]

Oh, Buffon!

[EIM]

The first rule of football, according to Jose Mourinho. The team that wins is the team that makes the fewest mistakes.

[elguapo4]

United shouldn't still be in this tie,let alone this game, PSGs defence are as brittle as fuck.

[Jah Womble]

Well, whatever next?

[EIM]

PSG are managing to boss and bottle this match at the same time.

Bailly off injured. It's on!

[Mr Cogito]

I don't think I've seen a team so thoroughly outplayed in 30 minutes of CL football. And yet...could be 3-1 United.

[Gert from the Well]

De Rossi rolling back the years. Prompted the attack that led to the penalty which he buried.

[Diable Rouge]

Should have been an aggregate lead own-goal there!

[Third rate Leszno]

I wonder how many bookable offences Verratti will commit tonight before he actually gets a yellow card?

[EIM]

Found a box of Magnums in the freezer. This is getting better and better.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

I wonder how many bookable offences Verratti will commit tonight before he actually gets a yellow card?

There was one really bad foul on bailly, which if PSG go out, will be seen as a turning point in the game.

[Diable Rouge]

Found a box of Magnums in the freezer. This is getting better and better.

Especially if they include the white chocolate ones.

[EIM]

Especially if they include the white chocolate ones.

Damn right.

[Gert from the Well]

I assume I'm the only person watching Porto - Roma?
De Rossi has just limped off. Roma have weathered the storm but its going to be a long second half, especially with all the time wasting.

[elguapo4]

Cavani is only 32! When the camera first went on him I thought he was a veteran from the 90s.

[Third rate Leszno]

The worst thing about this game is that the Man U fans aren't getting to have their piss boiled by Neymar's theatrics - Dani Alves is doing his best to fill the void, but he's an amateur shithouse by comparison.

[The Awesome Berbaslug!!!]

Why is it raining so much? Tuchel permanently looks like he's just been fished out of a river.

Also why wasn't that a red card for paredes? That tackle was wrong in so many different ways.

[ursus arctos]

Neymar is trying to convince Mourinho that they can co-exist

[EIM]

I'm feeling a bit nervous here. I can't see us scoring again given we can't keep hold of the ball, but there's always the hope PSG put one in their own goal for us again.

[Diable Rouge]

Mason Greenwood sounds like a Thirties British character actor.

[Diable Rouge]

Hardly a deliberate handball?

[Diable Rouge]

Penalty!

[Ray de Galles]

Holy fucking fuck!

[Ray de Galles]

Ridiculous decision.