Brace yourself...

[Gerontophile]

for the songs that you wish had never been sung, and will feel lucky if they are never sung again, thread.

Let it be told: YOUR fans are bastards. (442's idea, and nicked)

From Glasgow circa whenever (Celtic types to the tune of Old MacDonald):

#Who got a nailbomb up the arse? Sefton, Sefton.
Who got a nailbomb up the arse? Sefton, Sefton horse (ad nauseum)#

At the time I thought it was the funniest thing ever, but I have a horse, so, not so good now.

[Incandenza]

Brace yourself...

How can it be to Old McDonald without the "e-i-e-i-o"?

[Gerontophile]

Brace yourself...

the ' e i e i o ' is in the Sefton, Sefton, horse part. Perhaps you had to be there.

[Bored Of Education]

Brace yourself...

Surely, it is to the tune of "Camptown Races".

Appositely so, thinking about it.

Who is Sefton?

[Nishlord]

Brace yourself...

One of the horses who survived the Hyde Park bombing.

[Gerontophile]

Brace yourself...

Nish is correct, and Bored, yes, it is of course 'Camptown Races'.

I can see that this thread wont get out of single figures (and when it does, it wont be because its worth it)