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    International Nursing Day

    Every year on the 12th of May
    It's international nursing day
    Come perform a tracheotomy
    Or try a partial lobotomy
    International nursing day
    It's international nursing day
    So yeah, it's the 12th May. International Nursing Day. A day forever ingrained in my poor, empty little mind. And it's not because I'm some sort of nurse. Or even a fan of nursing, though I did used to like the gray nurse shark, though not so much the nurse shark, but I digress.

    And why is International Nursing Day so permanently etched in to my memory? Why has it become such a big and important part of my otherwise feeble life?

    Well, it's the day Malcolm Glazer finally stole my club. 12th May 2005. I'm sure you'll all join me in wishing the old cunt, and his hideous array of sons, a quick and easy death, followed by a long and torturous after-life.

    To quote the terrace ditty so popular on the Manchester Road End, there will be jelly and ice cream when Glazer dies. So hurry up, Unky Malc. Don't keep us waiting. The ice cream is starting to melt.

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    International Nursing Day

    I take it nobody has tried to get EPL footballers to donate a day's pay to the nurses again this season?

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