You have to bear in mind I can't see the match, only hear it, so can you tell me how West Ham centre-half and long-time statto-prospect James Tomkins is doing (including what sounds like his ricket for the second Man U goal)?
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Is there anybody out there watching this? Championship a foregone conclusion, you think? -
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Am I mistaken in that from the replay it looks like C. Ronaldo scored his second with... um... his 'other' head, so to speak?Comment
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I can't wait to see AIATL's comments on Nani's dive.Comment
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I think Chelsea could have a legitimate complaint after Curbs' praise of Man Utd this week. West Ham's defence was fucking apalling!Comment
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In fairness, their defence has been fucking apalling for months.Comment
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I saw the game, and there were times when I had to look away.
Nani behaved disgustingly - good job the lino saw it, or he and Cronaldo would still be chuckling about it. Not so funny now, is it, you wanker?Comment
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I have to say, the little winker knocking one in with his cock was a fitting end to this year's Premiership season. A stunning metaphor for what the players are doing for the fans.Comment
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