Improving movies through retroactive cast changes

[matt j]

Improving movies through retroactive cast changes

I'd imagine there were plenty of wooden planks that needed work.

[West End Zuma]

Improving movies through retroactive cast changes

Replace Sofia Coppola with Meg Ryan and Bill Murray for a sock puppet in Lost In Translation. Still would be a crap film, mind.

[Anton Gramscescu]

Improving movies through retroactive cast changes

Sofia Coppola *directed* Lost in Translation didn't she?

Woody Allen instead of Bruce Willis as John McLean.

"I can't *believe* this is happening to me. I can't get shot at. I have a heart condition and dying is one of the worst things for it."

[ian.64]

Improving movies through retroactive cast changes

I dunno...the wooden plank is already busy replacing Kevin Costner in like half a dozen movies...

And Steven Seagal. No, make that a large beam.