I've said it a million times, Say Anything would be much better with just about anyone in the role played by Ione Skye. Of the actresses available at the time, Winona Ryder would have been good. She was in her prime then. Or, maybe, to take it a whole other direction, Diane Weist.
I think Heathers era Winona would have been good as the shy, academic object of Lloyds desire in Say Anything. She was great in Heathers. Of course, so was Christian Slater and he hasn't done shit since then.
Speaking of that, I was shocked and appalled that a friend/colleague of mine (who is 25 or 26) had never seen Heathers and didn't seem too concerned about it.
It's not the greatest film ever made, but I think that is essential viewing for any non-Amish American.
It's also one of the most underrated to-be-used-ironically catch-phrase generators:
Well, they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though don't they?
What is your damage, Heather?
Grow up Heather, bulimia's so '87. (perhaps my favorite film line ever).
Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?
Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?
I don't patronize bunny rabbits.
Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.
Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?
My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was terribly disappointed when The Dukes of Hazzard was re-made. I thought they took it in completely the wrong direction.
Here's my dream cast for a re-make:
The Duke Brothers: Stallone and Schwarzenegger. The fact that one of them was suddenly speaking with a German accent would remain unexplained and be part of the movie's quirky charm.
Uncle Jessie: Sean Connery.
Cooter: Jack Nicholson ("Those Duke Boys. Q. Q. Q.")
Boss Hogg: Marlon Brando (ok, he's dead, but you can do a lot with digital these days)
Sherriff Roscoe P. Coltrane: Harvey Keitel.
Enos: Could go a couple of ways here, but Steve Coogan comes to mind.
Daisy Duke: I would go for irony here. Possibly Janeane Garofalo.
Speaking of that, I was shocked and appalled that a friend/colleague of mine (who is 25 or 26) had never seen Heathers and didn't seem too concerned about it.
I've only seen about the last 30 minutes, on TBS or something. I've heard only great things, but what I saw didn't grab me at all.
Reed: You've inspired me to pull Heathers out of my DVD collection and I'm watching it right now. I think I've seen it too many times, it's not inspiring me.
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