They never use a mouse. Something needs to be manoeuvred remotely, like shutting down a hatch in a dam or switching train tracks, they always hammer away on the keyboard like they're writing the code from scratch. It's on the screen, clickable you donkey.
How they drink beer. Never like normal people. Always filling their mouth, puffing up the cheeks like a hamster, then swallowing. It's not mouth wash, it's beer. If you can't drink it properly stay away from beer.
Rhyming in conversations. This seems to be a very American thing because you see it in non-fiction as well where people rhyme two words to come across cool and like they've just written a new great american novel.
- Rack'em, stack'em and pack'em
- You need to keep cool not to be the fool
- Fake it til you make it
Any crap will do it seems, as long as it rhymes.
How they drink beer. Never like normal people. Always filling their mouth, puffing up the cheeks like a hamster, then swallowing. It's not mouth wash, it's beer. If you can't drink it properly stay away from beer.
Rhyming in conversations. This seems to be a very American thing because you see it in non-fiction as well where people rhyme two words to come across cool and like they've just written a new great american novel.
- Rack'em, stack'em and pack'em
- You need to keep cool not to be the fool
- Fake it til you make it
Any crap will do it seems, as long as it rhymes.
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