Best ficititious films

[Purves Grundy]

Best ficititious films

"Lead Paint - Delicious but Deadly"

[Incandenza]

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Who could forget "Locker-Room Towel Fights: the Blinding of Larry Driscoll", and (from the same episode) "Muppets Go Medieval" ("may I have thine dainty hoof in marriage?")?

[Purves Grundy]

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Oh, and Lesbian Spank Inferno, of course.

[beak]

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Rob Schneider in Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb

[rick derris]

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this has to be the winner. from clerks

[Randal is on the phone when a woman and little girl come to the counter]
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Excuse me, do you sell videos?
Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for?
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Randal Graves: Uh, once second. I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure they got it.
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: 'Kay.
Randal Graves: What's it called again?
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy!
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: She loves it.
Randal Graves: Obviously. Uh, yeah, hi. This is RST Video calling. Customer number 4352, I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt and Eight Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: The KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", oh, yeah, and, uh, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Yup. Oh, wait a minute. Uh, what was that called again?

[rick derris]

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More Simpsons ones:

Shenanigoats
Editor in Chimp
Buttercups of Autumn

we haven't had 'hail to the chimp'

homer 'ha, thats what you get for not hailing to the chimp'

[Reed John]

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Applause to Saucy Tramp!

[evilC]

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"I must say I expected alot more from 'The Furry Honeypot Adventure'."

[Purves Grundy]

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Ah, how could I forget Mind the Oranges, Marlon?

[evilC]

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"Go on, take a look. Everyone will see it in 'Nudist Camp Kommandant'. I wore NOTHING!"

[tracteurgarcon]

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Kiss Saves Santa

[Bored Of Education]

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Already done upthread, tratorello

"Jaws 19" in "Back to the Future" with "Jaws" Without Bite" review in the paper that Doc and Marty read.

Trow McClure's CV

Regular Movies
Alice's Adventure through the Windshield Glass
The Boatjacking of Supership '79
Calling All Quakers
Christmas Ape
Christmas Ape Goes To Summer Camp
The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel
Cry Yuma
David versus Super Goliath
Dial M for Murderousness
The Electric Gigolo
The Erotic Adventures of Hercules
Give My Remains to Broadway
Gladys the Groovy Mule
Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out
The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed
Here Comes the Coast Guard Hitler Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Hydro, the Man With the Hydraulic Arms
Leper in the Backfield
Make-Out King of Montana
Meet Joe Blow
The Muppets Go Medieval
"P" is for Psycho
Preacher With a Shovel
The President's Neck is Missing
The Revenge of Abe Lincoln
The Seven-Year Old Bitch
Sorry, Wrong Closet
Suddenly Last Supper
They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall
Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die
The Verdict Was Mail Fraud
The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West

Educational films and self help videos

You might remember Troy McClure from such educational films and self help videos as:

60 Minutes of Car Crash Victims
Adjusting Your Self-O-Stat Alice's Adventure through the Windshield Glass
Alice Doesn't Live Any More
Birds: Our Fine Feathered Colleagues
The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot
Designated Drivers: The Lifesaving Nerds
Dig Your Own Grave and Save
Earwigs, Ew!
Firecrackers: The Silent Killer
Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to You-Know-What
Get Confident, Stupid!
The Half-Assed Approach to Foundation Repair
Here Comes the Metric System
Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly
Locker Room Towel Fights: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll
Man Versus Nature: The Road To Victory
Meat and You – Partners in Freedom (a Meat Council film, part of the "Resistance is Useless" series)
Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face? Mothballing Your Battleship
Phony Tornado Alerts Reduce Readiness
Shoplifters BEWARE
Smoke Yourself Thin
Someone's in the Kitchen with DNA!
Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun
Young Jebediah Springfield (A Watch-and-Learn Production)
Welcome to Springfield Airport (an information kiosk film)
Where's Nordstrom? (an information kiosk film)

Television
TV specials
Alien Nose Job
Carnival of the Stars
Five Fabulous Weeks of The Chevy Chase Show
Let's Save Tony Orlando's House
Out With Gout '88
The Miss American Girl Pageant
The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular
The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase

TV series
AfterMannix
America's Funniest Tornadoes (
Buck Henderson, Union Buster
Handel with Kare
I Can't Believe They Invented It! (an infomercial)
Shortland Street
Son of Sanford and Son Troy and Company's Summertime Smile Factory

Cartoons
Christmas Ape
Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp

Other
Celebrity funerals
Herschel Shmoikel Krustofsky, aka Krusty the Clown
André the Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye
Shemp Howard: Today We Mourn A Stooge

Musicals
Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!

[E10 Rifle]

Best ficititious films

College Girls Go Wild (from an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm)

and a whole load of Fast Show ones:
The Cute Disabled Man
The long big punch-up
A right old barrel of cockney monkeys

[evilC]

Best ficititious films

Well, they're not exactly movies, but there's
probably never going to be a more appropriate thread for me to post them on, so...

A few of the various porno/sex show titles from the Futurama episode 'A Bicyclops Built For Two'. (It helps if you freeze-frame it on your DVD player.) ....

Genitals, Genitals, Genitals!
Fahrenheit 469
Your Grandparents DOING IT!
Sardine-On-Mackerel Action
4 Dimensional Sluts
Barely Legal Aliens
Red Heads Blue Heads No Heads,
Blurry Photos of Sasquatch Makin' Out
Dutch Interchangable Body Parts
Four Prostitutes Playing Bridge
Claw Fetish
US Govt Dept of Hot Sex
Naked Chess Grand Masters
Blond Surfers With Low IQs
Between-Tentacle Cam
Amy Wong Naked