What fresh Hell is this?

[Guy Profumo]

Mark Kermode has my deepest sympathies for when he has to review this shit.

http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN14L18D

[Stumpy Pepys]

What fresh Hell is this?

Doesn't mean it will see the light of day.

I'm trying to think who you'd cast for this. Charles Dance? Jim Broadbent?

[Guy Profumo]

What fresh Hell is this?

Stumpy Pepys wrote: Doesn't mean it will see the light of day.

I'm trying to think whog you'd cast for this. Charles Dance? Jim Broadbent?

Tim Roth and Sam Neill have previous for this kind of thing.

[Stumpy Pepys]

What fresh Hell is this?

I've thought about this a bit more and realised the four suggestions above are all really supporting actors; the studio will want more of a 'name'.

Leonardo DiCaprio.

[Stumpy Pepys]

What fresh Hell is this?

(Although DiCaprio would be a shoe-in for The Norman Lamont Story.)