Indiana Jones and the Care Home of Doom

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

Oh Indy! You've nodded off again, haven't you?

[Bored Of Education]

Indiana Jones and the Care Home of Doom

We've known this for ages, haven't we? That's why Han Solo had to die.

[Sits]

Indiana Jones and the Care Home of Doom

Nasty modern verbage there - Spielberg will apparently "helm" the project.

[Gangster Octopus]

Indiana Jones and the Care Home of Doom

Bordeaux Education wrote: We've known this for ages, haven't we? That's why Han Solo had to die.

I knew that some cunt wouldn't be able to keep quiet. Why am I so not surprised as to who it was...

[Stumpy Pepys]

Indiana Jones and the Care Home of Doom

This could end up like Bubba Ho-Tep.

[Ginger Yellow]

Indiana Jones and the Care Home of Doom

Bubba Ho-Tep was fun.

[Benjm]

Indiana Jones and the Care Home of Doom

Will Shia LaBeouf be returning for this outing?

The last one was supposed to be Indy handing on the mantle, wasn't it? It was just unfortunate that, among the film's many failings, he was handing the mantle on to an utter pillock. Shia would even cock it up if they did decide to take the conceptual weird-out route, given his erroneous belief that he is a situationist prankster of genius.

[Bored Of Education]

Indiana Jones and the Care Home of Doom

Gangster Octopus wrote:

We've known this for ages, haven't we? That's why Han Solo had to die.

I knew that some cunt wouldn't be able to keep quiet. Why am I so not surprised as to who it was...

Oh, please tell me, you are joking.