Great Star Wars Mystery Is Finally Solved

[Pablo Maqueda]

It says here.

"One of the great Star Wars mysteries has finally been solved – Han did indeed shoot first."

Yahoo drivel on the matter

I say: well, DUH. If that counts as a mystery then people are even dumber than I thought.

[Mumpo]

Great Star Wars Mystery Is Finally Solved

Damn. I thought it was going to be 'why people watch it'.

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

Great Star Wars Mystery Is Finally Solved

Does Chewbacca have a cock? And if so, why isn't it swinging around, slapping Stormtroopers in the face as he's running about?

[3 Colours Red]

Great Star Wars Mystery Is Finally Solved

They needed to get hold of the original rushes... because Han's head magically slid to the side in a most inhuman manner all on its own, did it?

[Stumpy Pepys]

Great Star Wars Mystery Is Finally Solved

What about the mystery of Stormtrooper armour? What exactly does it protect the wearer from?

[Southport Zeb]

Great Star Wars Mystery Is Finally Solved

Stumpy Pepys wrote: What about the mystery of Stormtrooper armour? What exactly does it protect the wearer from?

UV radiation - have you ever seen a storm trooper with a tan?

[DCI Harry Batt]

Great Star Wars Mystery Is Finally Solved

I wasn't aware that there was any mystery. But it doesn't seem to have been solved here.

[Squarewheelbike]

Great Star Wars Mystery Is Finally Solved

TonTon wrote: I wasn't aware that there was any mystery. But it doesn't seem to have been solved here.

I think it's the enduring mystery of grown men getting themselves into a tizz over an OK kids film!

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

Great Star Wars Mystery Is Finally Solved

Southport Zeb wrote:

UV radiation - have you ever seen a storm trooper with a tan?

Chapeau! Clever...

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

Great Star Wars Mystery Is Finally Solved

And squarewheelbike, Star Wars is my generation's Harry Potter. There's no better way of explaining it than that, really. It truly was.

[Patrick Thistle]

Great Star Wars Mystery Is Finally Solved

Rogin the Armchair Fan wrote: Does Chewbacca have a cock? And if so, why isn't it swinging around, slapping Stormtroopers in the face as he's running about?

He tucks it in the little bag he always carries.

[Squarewheelbike]

Great Star Wars Mystery Is Finally Solved

Rogin the Armchair Fan wrote: And squarewheelbike, Star Wars is my generation's Harry Potter. There's no better way of explaining it than that, really. It truly was.

There's my opinion thoroughly reinforced!