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    Funniest joke on small or large screen

    Uranus.

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    Funniest joke on small or large screen

    Uranus.

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      #3
      Funniest joke on small or large screen

      Uranus

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        #4
        Funniest joke on small or large screen

        The moon Bumhole was my first thought as well.

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          #5
          Funniest joke on small or large screen

          DANGER: VACUUM in Airplane II.

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              Funniest joke on small or large screen

              "Is this true?"

              "Yes, it's true..."

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-tYZkJ2p54

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                Funniest joke on small or large screen

                Damn, beak beat me to it. Genius.

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                  Funniest joke on small or large screen

                  Uranus

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                    Funniest joke on small or large screen

                    Excellent call, beak!

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                      Funniest joke on small or large screen

                      For Police Squad i would go with Drebin talking to the widow of a murdered man.

                      "We are sorry for your loss. We would have come sooner but your husband wasn't dead then."

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                        #12
                        Funniest joke on small or large screen

                        I always liked the literalisms on Police Squad:

                        "Put a tail on him";

                        "Tell that bomber to take off";

                        "I hear you've got a piece of every boxer in town?"

                        "He was drinking with a couple of tramps"

                        "No sax before a fight"

                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsWiYTda1Eo

                        "Let's get out of this sewer"

                        Also the mishearings:

                        "What about my little keister?"

                        "Key store!"

                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yBrign4KhE

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                          #13
                          Funniest joke on small or large screen

                          First episode of Modern Family when Phil complements Gloria's dress and she says "Thanks, Phiiiil" and he goes to feel it only for Claire to slap his hand away and say "She means Phil"

                          I've seen the episode several times and I always laugh.

                          Also Zapp Brannigan berating Kif in Futurama when they are about to get snoo-snood by the Amazonians. It's just the delivery.

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