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[EIM]

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Lyra wrote:

No, it isn't.

Sure it is.

How do you think I've ended up in this three year relationship?

[Mitch]

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I was reading a copy of Men's Health the other day for the first time, and it seems like that're now going for the same guilt & self-loathing angle.

I don't know if it's the male psyche in general, or just that I'm a hopeless case with no self-respect, but it doesn't seem to work though?

You know, the whole "GET WASHBOARD ABS IN TWO WEEKS!" thing; I'm five-eight. If looked like the bloke on the front-cover, it'd be like those things at the seaside you stick your head out of for a novelty photo...

[Guest]

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EIM wrote:

Sure it is.

How do you think I've ended up in this three year relationship?

What it actually really is is, pretty people can take their pick and not pretty ones can't.

And in fact you're both pretty, so both of you could.

[EIM]

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Aye, she's pretty all right. But me? I'm fucking weather beaten. Haggard almost. I feel like Jason Donovan, what looks I had are fading fast. I'll come out of the house in a few months time and mothers will cross the road with their babies to get away from me, and teenagers will throw coins at me and poke me with long sticks.

[Jimmy Bignutz]

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No, don't be silly, no-one's gonna throw coins at you.

Credit crunch, innit

[Guest]

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EIM I would bet a lot of money on you having more success than me in any average pulling situation. A LOT.

[EIM]

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I think you're ignoring my astounding lack of charm and social interaction skills. A girl once came up to me to tell me her friend fancied me and asked if I liked her, I told her that I thought she was lovely, like a lovely bit of steak. There's no coming back from that, really.

[Ginger Yellow]

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Did you follow that up by saying how much you like rump?

[EIM]

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"Arise, Sir Loin."

[Guest]

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EIM stop it. I remember the wombles vs your lot game. There were about 5 people who were throwing themselves at you and another 12 going "wow, but I wouldn't stand a chance."

We're not talking about personality.

[EIM]

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Hahahahaha. Get to fuck.

[Guest]

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It's true! And it's also still true that women cannot just take their pick.