1. "In the Sarlacc, you will be slowly digested for a thousand years"- are these Tattooine years? Do they last like 3 days or something? How does anyone know, otherwise?
2. How does Darth Vader (and the Emperor come to that) know all about Luke being a Skywalker, but not Leia? He's had Leia under interrogation in a bloody cell for days in the first film.
3. How does Lando Calrissian go from being a complete civilian to a General in the Rebel Alliance in about three weeks? That's the sort of direct entrant recruitment policy that fucks the Civil Service, never mind a military operation.
2. How does Darth Vader (and the Emperor come to that) know all about Luke being a Skywalker, but not Leia? He's had Leia under interrogation in a bloody cell for days in the first film.
3. How does Lando Calrissian go from being a complete civilian to a General in the Rebel Alliance in about three weeks? That's the sort of direct entrant recruitment policy that fucks the Civil Service, never mind a military operation.
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