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[Freestyling buck wilding Stijn Stijnen]

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Slightly Brown wrote: Good film too. I nearly drowned at Portobello Beach on the off-chance that such aquatic wonders existed.

Now you mention it, I think I did the same. We were clearly hopeless romantics, even at an early age.

It was on Berrow beach here in the south-west, but the only thing I caught was radiation poisoning from hinkley point nuclear power station. And no, I didn't gain any superpowers, though I did end up with a fin. So it kind of came full circle.

[MsD]

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I Want That Hutch

Where pets are taken around prospective homes, and give their verdict.

[Freestyling buck wilding Stijn Stijnen]

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Guess My Wait?

Here, contestants watch short clips of customers who've been waiting for a delivery that could come at any time between 10am-6pm - if at all - whilst attempting to guess how long they've been waiting for, based on the customers stress and anger levels.

[Freestyling buck wilding Stijn Stijnen]

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Saturday kitchen recorded

Look, James Martin got completely shit-faced and wavy whilst out yesterday, he'll only end up spewing, before trying to pass it off as an omelette.

And that's my idea of kitchen hell! Amirite?

[ad hoc]

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Dr Rous

Irascible old English referee and president of FIFA (played by Webb out of Mitchell and Webb) is presented each week with almost insoluble You Are The Ref type problems which he and his team on minions have to solve. A usual episode arc tends to them awarding lots of red cards and penalties before finally realising that the actual incident was merely worthy of a quick word and a drop ball.

[Guy Profumo]

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Tactictoe wrote: Not at all SB, you've given me an idea for a series of off-shoot shows, you could have:

Splash In The Attic

Daryl Hannah, in character, attempts to live in the boiler tank. Can't think of a hook at the mo' (pun not intended)

Or

Flash in the attic

Join Sam J. Jones as he wonders just what the fuck happened to his career. Well, at least Peter Duncan had blue peter to fall back on.

How's about

Tash in the attic

Join Natasha Kerplunksky as she attempts to live in an attic for one week...WITH NO MAKE UP!!!

But Pierce Brosnan and Edward Tudor-Pole both disappeared without Trace* didn't they

* As did he.**

** The man responsible for getting dads up and down the country cutting a square hole in the middle of a piece of hardboard.

[Stumpy Pepys]

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Deeley Plaza

Cat Deeley travels to Texas to recreate the fatal shots that killed John F Kennedy with her Carcano rifle. Featuring Vernon Kay as JFK, and Ant and Dec as Badge Man and Umbrella Man.

[ooh aah]

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A transcript of a clip I saw for Happy Endings ITV, Wednesdays 10.30pm.

NARRATOR: Sugar D began his career in the mid 70's running crack whores out of a run down tennement building in Queens, New York City. He showed a natural flair for the business, and has since worked his way to the very top, now owning high class escort agencies in London, New York, Tokyo and LA. Now he plans to set up a new operation int he desert boom town of Dubai

SUGAR: I been in this business 30 years, but what I wanna know is which of these girls has got what it takes to literally blow Dubai's mind.

[Freestyling buck wilding Stijn Stijnen]

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Guy Potger wrote:
But Pierce Brosnan and Edward Tudor-Pole both disappeared without Trace* didn't they

* As did he.**

** The man responsible for getting dads up and down the country cutting a square hole in the middle of a piece of hardboard.

It wasn't intended as a dig at yer man Jones, who earns a tidy living from appearing in conventions, and also appeared in Seth Mcfarlane's comedy movie Ted last year. Now, if he was to appear on a show that involved living in an attic for a week, it may be a different thing altogether...

[Southport Zeb]

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My Big Shop

Dale Winton interviews celebrities as they do their weekly shop. Most famous for the episode in which Dale asks Robbie Williams if he enjoys chomping on a chipolata. There's a bidding war between different supermarkets for the sponsorship rights.

[The Purple Cow]

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