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[Gangster Octopus]

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Noel Edmunds and Mr. Blobby

[Mumpo]

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Vinnie Jones and John Fashanu?

[David Agnew]

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Oops, missed the word 'medicine' out.

[Mumpo]

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And erm, why would you want to give the correct measurements of anything to a baby?

[Mumpo]

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I think I mentioned on the old board once that a documentary on the making of Apaches would be most welcome, preferably including a cast reunion, and perhaps a 'then and now' look at the locations.

[Mumpo]

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Pretty much everything there is to know about Apaches, I would imagine. John Mackenzie of course went on to direct The Long Good Friday.

[David Agnew]

I've just found 'Apaches' on my hard drive. I've never seen it before. Given how long it is, would it be a schools only film (which given how far I lived from a farm, would be why we never saw it when Bert Bissell showed us videos on the last day of term), or was it ever shown on television?

Also, I've been rooting through some old videos to see if anything is worth copying onto DVD. And I've found an absolute corker of a PIF (again that I'd never seen), in terms of "who the fuck thought they would be the right people". Such a bizarre pairing, I'm opening it up as a quiz.

You're making a PIF about getting the correct measurements to give to a baby. It's the late 80s, early 90s. Which well known TV pair would you choose to get the message across?

(If you know the answer, don't say, I want to see if anyone actually guesses it).