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    Two films at once

    (Sure we did this once but the Kramer vs Kramer reference in the other thread set me off)

    Snow White and the Se7en Dwarves - Princess, Fairy Godmother, diminutive serial killers singing "Hi ho"

    Kramer vs Kramer vs Predator - That divorce was not amicable

    American Black Beauty - Kevin Spacey has a midlife crisis and falls in love with a much younger horse

    Lord of the Ring - Frodo gets a video out, dies seven days later

    Wonder Woman 1984 - Gil Gadot takes on Big Brother

    For Your Eyes Wide Shut Only - Roger Moore raises more than an eyebrow in weird Stanley Kubrick sex orgy

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    Mean Girls Interrupted - Trying to fit in with the cool girls on the psychiatric ward

    Killing Fields of Dreams - Story of the Cambodian baseball team

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      #3
      Groundhog Day After Tomorrow - Everyone keeps saying something needs to be done about climate change, every day, but nothing changes, until suddenly everything does.

      Die Hard Days Night - Four cheeky musicians from Liverpool hide in Nakatomi towers to avoid their fans, get caught up in a robbery and foil Alan Rickman by singing

      Inside Out Of Africa - The emotions in Meryl Streep's brain tell her how to react to her white saviour complex

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        #4
        Shallow Hal Grave - Jack Black gets murdered, has his teeth hammered out and hands and feet removed by 3 boffins in Edinburgh.

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          #5
          The Krays vs Kramer - sign the papers, or I'll break your kneecaps.
          The Neverending Marriage Story - sign the papers, or Nothing.

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            #6
            Saving Private Ryan's Daughter - the slaughter on a beach in County Kerry lives long in the memory.

            Blow Up Pompeii - Frankie Howerd was never better as the naughty fresco photograph vendor.

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              #7
              The Empire Strikes Back To The Future - Luke Skywalker travels back in time to stop his dad becoming Darth Vader at the annual prom

              Carrie On Camping - A caravan holiday doesn't end well

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                #8
                12 Angry X-men - Henry Fonda attempts to persuade a jury of mutants, but one of them goes rogue and blows up the world ​​​​​​

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                  #9
                  The Long Good Friday the 13th - Slasher revenge movie with IRA overtones starring Bob Hoskins, Jason Voorhees and Charlie from Casualty.

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                    #10
                    My Fair Lady and the Tramp -low budget amateur cuckold porn

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                      #11
                      A River Runs Through It - Coming of age story about brothers growing up in Montana whilst trying to avoid a supernatural clown

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                        #12
                        UHF-571 - Weird Al Yankovic hijacks a Nazi submarine and uses it to broadcast code breaking algorithms via the medium of bizarre low-budget TV shows.

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                          #13
                          Educating Rita, Sue and Bob Too — Michael Caine teaches English literature to a randy Bradford threesome

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                            #14
                            True Confessions Of A Window Cleaner - unamusing sex comedy, mainly notable for Robert De Niro having spent eighteen months up a ladder in Borehamwood in preparation for his role.

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                              #15
                              Annie Hall Get Your Gun — Woody Allen ponders over his failed relationship with a circus sharpshooter, inbetween musical numbers

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                                #16
                                Billy "Liar" Elliot - about a working-class boy who pretends to have a passion for ballet, despite his father's objection and the negative stereotype associated with being an imaginary male ballet dancer who is also the Prime Minister and military hero of a made up country called Ambrosia.

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                                  #17
                                  Freaky Friday the 13th - Body swapping fun as a Jodie Foster dons the hockey mask

                                  Evil Dead Poets Society - Those whingeing posh kids get fucked up by zombies, and about time too

                                  It's a Wonderful Life of Brian -

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                                    #18
                                    The Trouble with Dirty Harry — residents of a Vermont village react to the discovery of a corpse of a San Francisco detective.

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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by pebblethefish View Post

                                      It's a Wonderful Life of Brian -
                                      Christmas and Easter rolled into one.

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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by pebblethefish View Post
                                        Freaky Friday the 13th - Body swapping fun as a Jodie Foster dons the hockey mask
                                        This has been made, it's called Freaky and is out next week.

                                        Women in Love, Actually - Richard Curtis rom-com featuring Liam Neeson and Colin Firth wrestling naked in front of a fire

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                                          #21
                                          In the Heat of the Boogie Nights — Black Philadelphia detective Virgil Tibbs joins forces with racist cop Bill Gillespie to make 70s pornos.

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                                            #22
                                            ('Hybrid' films, one might say.)

                                            Bring Me the Eraserhead of Alfredo Garcia
                                            Drug lord places bounty on shock-headed father of his daughter's baby while she hides in the radiator.

                                            Hang 'em High Fidelity
                                            Clint Eastwood gives up cattle-rustling to get into the Beta Band.

                                            Close Encounters of the Third Man
                                            Writer accepts job in Vienna only to discover that boss has been abducted by thin alien.

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                                              #23
                                              The Madness of King George and Mildred - Double entrendes abound as Yootha Joyce sorts out the Regency by strapping the King into a chair whenever his insanity worsens.

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                                                #24
                                                Carry On Moby Dick — Captain Sid Ahab (Sid James) assembles a motley crew to hunt that whale that bit off his leg. With hilarious results.

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                                                  #25
                                                  The Man Who Would be King Ralph - Sean Connery and John Goodman compete to be mistakenly throned.

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