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    #26
    Citizen Dirty Harry Kane. Footballer buys a newspaper while doing vigilante policing on the side.

    Notorious Big. Tom Hanks meets Ingrid Bergman and becomes a gangsta rapper who shoots 2Pac Shakespeare, played by Cary Grant. Directed by Alfred Ice Cube Hitchcock.

    Third Manchurian Candidate. Cricketing political conspiracy.

    Last edited by Satchmo Distel; 11-12-2020, 16:03.

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      #27
      The Trial of Miss Jean Brodie - free spirited teacher Maggie Smith is arrested one morning without having done anything wrong. Little hilarity ensues.

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        #28
        GodFather Christmas The Movie - What's that present on my pillow? Did Santa bring me a hobby horse?? Where's the stick?

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          #29
          Apocalypse Now, Voyager - Captain Willard accepts he will only be able to have a platonic relationship with older man he meets on cruise

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            #30
            Raging Bull Durham - In which ageing boxer Jake LaMotta follows Michael Jordan's lead and decides to spend a couple years playing minor league baseball, but can't control his anger and ends up being thrown out of the sport for smashing Tim Robbins up with his baseball bat.

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              #31
              ET2: Judgement Day - An adult John Connor sends an ugly-cute alien back in time to protect his adolescent self from the evil Mac from Mac & Me.

              A Town Called Panic Room - a cowboy, a native American and a horse barricade themselves in a fortified area of their house to protect their pile of bricks from intruders.

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                #32
                Return of the Jedi Daniel Blake - Luke Skywalker navigates the byzantine benefits system with only the Force to guide him.

                Gentlemen Prefer Atomic Blondes - Marilyn Monroe kicks the living shit out of KGB operatives in Berlin.

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                  #33
                  Grand Budapest Hotel Rwanda - Don Cheadle tries to save the victims of a very charming, quirky and symmetrical genocide by shuttling them up his funicular railway to his hotel in the mountains.

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                    #34
                    Up In The Air Bud - George Clooney collects loads of airmiles while sacking all the dogs playing in the NBA.

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                      #35
                      American Beauty and The Beast - Creepy film where inappropriate older man finds a way to have a relationship with a pretty young girl who makes him feel younger.

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                        #36
                        Stuart Little Mermaid – a fish steals a mouse's voice.

                        The Soylent Green Mile – it's not electrocution at the end of death row.

                        The Rocky IV Horror Picture Show – after Rocky's best friend is killed by an elite Russian boxer, Dr Frank N Furter offers to help Rocky get revenge.

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                          #37
                          The Mission Impossible - Tom Cruise plays Ethan Hunt, a top secret agent, sent to atone for his sins by converting the jungle tribes of the Amazon with nothing but a Vangelis soundtrack.

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                            #38
                            Alvin and the Bulletproof Chipmunks - kung fu rodents with squeaky voices are here to battle bad guys and annoy everyone else

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                              #39
                              Kiss Kiss Chitty Chitty Bang Bang - A thief, pretending to be an actor, gets involved in a murder investigation with a flying car.
                              Last edited by Posty Webber; 12-12-2020, 17:18.

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                                #40
                                Oliver Twister - Helen Hunt would like some gruel, please.

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                                  #41
                                  Jaws IV: The Revenge of the Sith - Anakin Skywalker is seduced by the dark side of the Force and is turned into a robotic shark after a disastrous battle with Michael Caine.

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                                    #42
                                    Snow White and the Seven Samurai

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                                      #43
                                      Who Framed Jojo Rabbit - a down-on-his-luck private eye is hired to find proof that the local mogul of Imaginarytown is cheating with Imaginary Eva Braun, wife of Imaginary Adolf Hitler.

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                                        #44
                                        Dirty Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone - first of the Dirty Harry Potter series of films about a boy wizard's unconventional and occasionally violent approach to "getting results" when faced by a frankly bizarre selection of weirdos.

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                                          #45
                                          South Pacific Rim - Musical in which a young nurse stationed on a Pacific island falls in love with a giant warrior robot but struggles to accept his inter-dimentional dinosaur-like children.

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                                            #46
                                            An American Werewolf in London Fields - which one is going to kill you? That'd be the one that looks like a fuckin' rabid dog.

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                                              #47
                                              Days of Thunderpants - Tom Cruise wins the Daytona 500 in a car powered by his own flatulence.

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                                                #48
                                                Father of the Bride of Frankenstein - Boris Karloff is predictably unconvincing as Steve Martin's prospective son-in-law.

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                                                  #49
                                                  Vision Galaxy Quest - a high school wrestler struggles with his training when the cast of an old sci-fi TV show takes up residence in his home.

                                                  Miami Vice Versa - Crockett and Tubbs go undercover as each other, having swapped bodies after touching a magical Tibetan skull they seized in a drug raid.

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                                                    #50
                                                    Stayin' ALIVE - The backstage goings on amongst the cast of a Broadway dance show as they perform their new stage musical about a rugby team that resorts to cannibalism after their plane crashes in the Andes.

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